More ‘Stupid Things Celebs Do To Be ‘Green”
by Big Hollywood
-”I take a three-minute shower,” [Jennifer Aniston] told Elizabeth Rogers and Thomas Kostigen, authors of The Green Book. She even brushes her teeth while she’s in there.
-“Entourage” star Adrian Grenier has lived in an apartment insulated with old pants.
-Vegetarian and planetary crusader Tobey Maguire reportedly has banned all leather products from his house. He also “makes everyone take off their leather belts and shoes and leave them by the door!”
-Leonardo DiCaprio “stays green at home, too—with his $3,200 eco-friendly toilet!”
-Bob Dylan sells “renewable grocery bags” at his concerts.
-Disney Channel star Selena Gomez recently announced that her yet-to-debut clothing line will be as green as can be.
Full article here.
On another note, what is a “renewable grocery bag”? Dictionary.com says renewable (in the environmentalism sense) means “inexhaustible or replaceable by new growth.” Assuming we are talking about those canvas bags you see people taking to and from Whole Foods, we’re not sure the word “renewable” applies. It seems like the word “renewable” is the latest eco-babble buzz word.
Still, props to E! for acknowledging at least some of these things are “stupid.”
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"Bob Dylan sells “renewable grocery bags” at his concerts"
Damn! And I thought they were barf bags..
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Tobey Maguire is such a fairy. He ruined Spiderman.
I guess foolishness is pretty damned renewable.
That's some job McGuire does there, being an ass to his guests for absolutely no gain whatsoever.
If they'd all just hold theri breaths for 5 minutes, they'd reduce quite a bit of their CO2 output.
i think a better way to go green is to watch original movies only, and not the terrible remakes from hollywierd. how green is it to make remake after remake? if they don't have anything new to say, or any new story to tell, stay home and save the planet by not wasting all that money and time to rehash great old movies with terrible leftist marxist snobs.
Cool! Aniston is on the same page as Hugo! He says that Venezuelans must refrain from singing in the shower so they can take three minute showers like him.
She showers AND brushes her teeth in just three minutes? It probably takes me three minutes just to brush my teeth. Longer if you count gargle time AND I DO!
Word.
That's funny about McGuire….hey, Toby, once the leather is made, it's made! It doesn't unmake itself and go back to the cow if it's left at your door. The guest will just put it back on when he leaves and nothing will have changed because of your demand. What does more damage to the enviroment (which is none) is driving to the video rental store and renting a Spiderman flick, watching it on a TV and DVD player that burn energy, and then driving back to return the disc. What wienies….me not buying a leather belt will not stop the production of leather belts. Heck, I think I'll buy a couple tomorrow.
Tobey MacGuire made Peter Parker into some kind of emo wimp. What a jerk, they should have picked some no-name with a little more .. something, anything! Course it all makes sense if he can be a jerk to his guests he can turn Spiderman into rot.. And the reason he does this stuff is because he is a lackluster actor with lackluster looks but he follows the trends to get accepted into Hollywood society. And there's why Hollywood makes such crappy movies, in a nutshell. Non-heroic, weepy heroes and a society in Hollywood that is out of touch with mainstream society.
How is it possible to scrub yourself down and get properly clean, wash your hair, shave your arm pits and brush your teeth, in just three minutes? The dentist tells you to brush your teeth for three minutes, so how can you manage the rest of your morning routine in the same amount of time? My hair is thick enough that I have to separate it into small strands just to make sure all the shampoo and conditioner is rinsed out. That takes at least five minutes, plus another few minutes for everything else. If I'm rushing, I can get done in 10 minutes, but usually it takes me 15 – 20.
So, does that mean Aniston smells and McGuire is a jerk? Sounds that way.
Brings to mind this parody entitled "Scientists Say 'Warm and Fuzzy' Feelings Generated by Environmental Initiatives Increase Global Warming": http://optoons.blogspot.com/2009/06/scientists-sa...
Well, I can't help but like Bob Dylan.
The others can suck on it though.
hold it for 20 minute
I'll give Ms. Gomez a pass. She's still a teenager. You can still do stupid stuff like being a know-it-all environmentalist for a few more years.
I think she's smart, she'll see things more clearly when she becomes a adult. Most of us did.
Here is a suggestion for the celebrity eco-tards: do the world a favor, save a tree by feeding the tree.
Three minutes to shower? So that's why Aniston's career stinks.
Let me get this straight. If we limit ourselves to 3 minute showers from Jen, and one square of toilet paper fom Cheryl, we would postpone our doom? Something smells funny in that analysis. Give me the doom.
So according to Dictionary.com says renewable (in the environmentalism sense) means “inexhaustible or replaceable by new growth.” Doesn't that mean that paper bags are renewable becasue you can plant another tree to replace the one cut down to make the bags and recycle the paper the bags were made from. So isn't a paper bag just as good?
lol! or you can wear them over your head too!
I guess mowing the lawns of celebrities and DNC activists are the new green jobs of the future.
to all these Hollywood phonies – YA RIGHT!
and when no one is watching it's Gulfstreams, limos and caviar – guilt free…
Tobey is a TERRIBLE host. Dude, the cow's already dead. Let it be.
If they would all would just collectively keep their mouths shut for about an hour about all the green things they do, they would stop spewing hot air and save the planet from global warming in about 2 weeks.
How about they stop mowing their lawns, stop using electricity altogether, live in tents, and not cook their food? That would be great.
I believe in "renewable" grocery bags. That's why I almost always ask for that big brown paper one.
It´s not possible and I´m not sure she is telling the truth. I´ll be damned if I believe everything these people say in public.
Along those lines, I've been wondering if I was the only one struck by the irony of Redford speaking on the big screen last week at Yankee Stadium. Big Global Warming speech before a game which used to be played in the far more "environmentally-friendly" DAYTIME. No need to waste energy on lights, mass transportation more dependable during the daytime. Just shows they're all for the environment, until it costs them money.
Personally I don´t believe her. But I guess it is possible that she can´t stand showers because they remind her of the hours she used to spend in there with Brad Pitt.
I can not get clean in 3 minutes ,can you ?
I would hate to be her sex partner
/I am gonna get sick
I think Dylan is selling reusable bags, and I don't see what's so stupid about that.
Where's Sheryl Crow's "one-square-at-a-time" toilet paper?
I have the video of her to prove she's telling the truth…any takers?
Not Over.
I wonder if Dylan feels guilty for "going electric"?
i would like to time aniston only as a volunteer for the green machine
Her or Miss Sheryl "One Sheet" Crow.
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I can not get clean in 3 minutes ,can you ?
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Since I'm a little boy (always wanted to use that silly phrasing), I've been paralyzed by the warm water when I first wake up. "This is so nice I'm not ever going to leave." I usually take my showers at night now and probably go longer than I should–probably about 12 minutes–but my only concern is for my water bill and not the planet. The Left would have us back in caves (but not them).
You guys are such immature assholes. Reusable grocery bags are a simple way to keep from clogging landfills with billions of plastic ones, which can't be recycled. Sure, some of these celebrities and their trendy green efforts are laughable, but is it really necessary to mock everything that seems vaguely political?
Dylan is selling reusable bags at his concerts. Hmmm and just what materials are these bags made of ? How long do they last ? Are they biodegradable ? More importantly, why do we care ? C'Mon folks, we recycle because we want to, not because Selena "brainwashed" Gomez says so or any other Hollywood celeb. Same thing about this past volunteer week. I don't need O'Bama or anyone else telling me to g out and volunteer. I volunteer for plenty of good causes and didn't need tv shows or comic strips telling me. Oh, yeah several popular comic strip extolled the virtuals of volunteerism. I say, "Bah ! Humbug !"
Plus, it spent its entire existence out in the rain and cold. Let the cows inside, Tobey. Let the cows inside.
Speaking of green hypocritical lunatics, some leftwing scientifically illiterate regressives recently published a book called "It's time to eat your dog" or some such nonsense. The incoherent scribblings suggest pets give off an unwarranted "carbon footprint" and therefore we should eat them.
First off, this is not North Korea; we don't [knowingly] eat pets. Second, how are these people not institutionalized? I'd much rather get rid of something that gives off a much larger "carbon footprint": liberals.
That's similar to what I told my friend who objected to my use of paper plates. I said "isn't it better for me to use a biodegradable product made from a renewable resource than to use a non-biodegradable product that has to be cleaned again and again using a non-renewable resource?" She was not amused.
I watched all the movies without reading the comic books first (I know, I know…insert criticisms here), so I really didn't have an issue with how he portrayed Spider-Man/Peter Parker. At least not until I saw the third one, which was one of those movies that I hated more and more upon reflection. I don't know how much that skewered the comic books themselves, but it really ruined my opinion of the entire movie trilogy. To this day I still can't see any one of them without thinking of #3 and throwing up a little in my mouth.
It is necessary to ridicule the ridiculous.
Me too, and maybe some really nice leather furniture, too! I love the thought about leather not unmaking itself!
:>
Water is an inexhaustable commodity; oceans are full of the stuff. If only we had the technology to process and deliver it. Oh, wait a minute, we do have the technology. So, why all the fuss about water?
Jennifer probably has staff toscrub her back ans shave her pits while she brushes with her eco-friendly motorized brush
Ah, Hollywood ! So Jen and friends take 3 minute showers? B******t. Jen and company are showing solidarity with Uncle Chavez….think I read where publicly supporting Uncle C gets you a better table at Spago….or more free purses or something like that. I want to be a mouse in somebody's pocket when these self-absorbed, grossly overpaid court jesters figure out they are charter members of the Useful Idiots Club. Remember that great 60's poster "What if they gave a war….and nobody came?" How about this one: "What if they made a movie…and nobody came?" Instead of feeding these paragons of Botox, don't by a movie ticket, stay home and cook a meal with your kids, or read a Classic of Literature, or play game……….you get the idea.
Thank you, someone else who thinks he is extremely overrated!
I recyled them all the time. Used them for everything. Now I have "Green" grocery bags that I have to wash, dumping detergent into the environment and wasting energy. Every single tossed out plastic bag from America for a whole year could be stored in just one of Bob Dylan's homes.
If he were really concerned shouldn't he be giving them away instead of selling them?
I am guessing people go to visit him only once.
Apparently Grunge is the new IN thing to be.
and if it's fall foliage time then the job at the wealty hypocrite's house is then considered "shovel ready"!
I knew there was a reason nobody could stay with aniston for too long. Although this is more horrible a revelation than I ever could have imagined. I always prefered Courtney Cox-Arque… arcet… yeah, the brunette, she was way sexier.
I'd love to see the bleacher creatures boo him unmercilessly, a Bronx Cheer for the ol' Ken doll.
if there's one thing I can't stand it's prejudice against dead cows, damn that wimpy little Spider-dude!
The only green job I know that is worth a damn — is mowing the lawn.
What a bunch of self-important dunces!
One of the best suggestions yet!
It's not stupid to save water in California.
That's it. I'm going to make a non-profit environmental organization where the sole purpose is to create really unrealistic goals and hound celebrities to adhere to them or then proceed to protest the hell out of them until they concede… just for kicks.
Non-profit though… except for the laughs. =3
That made me laugh out loud. Hollywood desperately needs a sense of humor.
You should see what Marvel has done to him. Marvel had Peter marry Mary Jane back in '87 or so. The current editor-in-chief didn't like it because he thinks marriage ages Spider-Man. So, he had an assassin shoot Aunt May. Peter blamed himself, as always, and went on a desperate quest to save her life. You'd think one of his mutant or magic friends could reverse the damage from a normal bullet wound, but whatever. Didn't work. So, he and MJ were approached by Mephisto: I'll save Aunt May's life in exchange for your marriage. As far as you and the world are concerned, it never happened. So, they take the deal. Peter Parker, the heroic Spider-Man, made a deal with the devil. And, now the marriage has been erased from history and Peter is single again.
What has that led to? Well, not much in the first year of stories. But, more recently, Peter got drunk at his aunt's wedding and ending up sleeping with his roommate (yes, she's a she). Then, he ran into the Black Cat, and they broke into a hotel room for sex. A surprised honeymoon couple walk in the door, and Peter quickly gathers up his clothes and says, "Sorry! You may want to change the sheets!"
Ahh, the classy stories that have spun out of the devil deal.
BTW, with the help of Madame Web, Peter "spoke" to Aunt May while she was in a coma. She asked him to not blame himself and to let her go, so she could be both at peace and with her beloved husband. Then, God talked to Peter and showed him the family he would have with Mary Jane in the future. These stories were both written by a guy who previously wrote a story where the X-Men's Nightcrawler–a devout Catholic–was approached by Mephisto for a deal. Without any hesitation, he told Mephisto where to stick it. I think this guy was trying to undercut the Mephisto story being pushed by editorial.
And that's the geekiest thing you may ever read.
Stuck… someplace.
There wasn't enough place to grip and….
Sorry for the mental image.
Synagogues are using foreskins to make pimento loaf. They say "these goy will eat anything if we claim it is Kosher."
Actually, plastic bags ARE recyclable. They're also reusable. However, they aren't "renewable". Nor, for that matter, are cloth bags – which is why we're mocking Bob Dylan.
Wow, those celebrities are JUST LIKE ME, well, except for the celebrity part.
I, too, love the environment…
inside my house. That's why I keep it at 68 degrees in the summer. Some summer days, it gets so cold in here, I have to put on a sweater and light the fireplace.
Actually, we're all gonna end up hating the environment, and environmentalists, as well. They are bringing us down, and at least some of them (the higher-ranking ones) are doing it with full intent. I despise them.
Then she goes to the gym and showers there and goes and gets her hair done. These people are fakes.
My showers take at least 20 minutes. Maybe Jen could come over to my place and show me how its done.
I'm available. "One far-right radical seeks screenwriting position." I'd get more respect if I said I had drugged and sodomized a child.
Good news. We sell cow manure for 7 dollars per 40 lb bag to the vegetarians who obtain less sin undulgances by using manure as opposed to petrol based scotts nitrogen.
Behind every city slicker gang green member there is confusion and lack of integrity.
I am waiting for the first outbreak of some disease that has been caused by a renewable bag that has not been cleaned and has mold, dirt or whatever bacteria is in vogue. . That will place a crimp a "green" movement. You know that for most people that green canvas bag gets dirtier after every use.
eh, shouldn't McGuire support the wearing of leather? i mean by killing cows you're reducing greenhouse gasses and helping the Global Warming/Climate Change crap by limiting the methane that comes out of their asses….
http://animals.howstuffworks.com/mammals/methane-...
Maybe that's why she can't hook up with anyone for very long. Maybe personal hygiene is an issue. Heh.
Hey, maybe they should hook up. She could be the smelly cougar and he could be….well….a jerk.
Honestly, I don't mind the canvas shopping bags. It's the constant haranguing from celebrity know-nothings that annoys me.
But it is stupid to lie about saving water in California. There is no chance she is taking three minute showers. Now, maybe she's talking about "navy showers" where she runs the water only to get wet, then turn is off to lather up, then on again to rinse. I doubt she's smart enough to do that though. Also, if that was what she meant, why didn't she just say it?
Nah, she's lying to fit in with the greenies.
Nah, i hear she smells funny.
i try so hard to be green but as you can imagine anything to thats good or good for you is super expensive. just like organic food. super expensive. I need some tips lol
But it is stupid to lie about saving water in California.
Well, if taking showers that are shorter than the norm but not exactly three minutes is a lie then California could use more of those liars.
Can someone explain to me how taking 3 minute showers is helping the people in Africa. The weather pattern in northern Africa is primarily out of the East. Which is mostly desert – hence little rain. But then again they live in LA, which is really a desert basin. So maybe they should live like the Bedouins of Northern Africa.
Also Africa is a continent not a country and only a relatively small portion is affected by drought. The remainder are either doing just find or the victims of war.
If she's interested, I know a way Jennifer Aniston's showers could last about thirty seconds longer.
The Toby McGuire thing reminds me of when a woman came into the leather craft store I was managing in 1998 and asked for a piece of fake leather for a project for an indian scouts (or whatever they call them at the YMCA) group. I asked her why did she want FAKE leather for the project when everyone else was buying real leather. She told me that because she didn't want her kids to use a product that was made from an animal that was killed for its skin. She wanted them to be more environmentally aware than that. I looked at her and asked if she ate at McDonald's? When she said "Yes, why do you ask?" I explained to her that leather is a BYPRODUCT OF THE MEAT INDUSTRY. Were the cowhides not converted into leather, they would have to be placed into a landfill. Therefore LEATHER is far more environmentally friendly than a petroleum based fake leather could ever be. Not only that, REAL leather breaks down in a landfill in a few years, petroleum based fake leather takes a few decades. She had to completely rethink her brainwashing.
Solamente se llama Jose, Juan o Miguel y su es acqui son visa. They have to support that open borders, diversity thing doncha know? ROFLMAO
Well said! A more concise explanation can also be found in Genesis.
Hey, that works. Pull up the grass and cover the area with pea gravel and call it xeriscaping,
Call:
the tent a cabana,
the raw fish, sushi
the fish eggs, caviar
and the raw hamburger, steak tartar. Then again, aren't they already doing that? LOL
To stay green Barney Frank uses both sides of the toilet paper.
The real question is "How much is Bobby D gouging his concert goers for their reusable grocery bags?" I get some BIG reusable bags from Home Depot for 99 cents each. These things are big enough to reach completely across the width of a shopping cart and have clips to hold them there. Now if HD can sell ones that big for 99 cents, how much is Bobby D making on his? The liberal econonazis are so anti profit, and anti wealthy, but look how much money THEY MAKE for little to no improvement in the GDP. The same morons who are out protesting a sales manager for an investment firm for making a $1.5 million dollar annual bonus, don't say a word about people like Jen Aniston making a $1 million dollars a WEEK salary for the last 2 or 3 seasons of "Friends", or Johnny Depp making $59 Million UP FRONT for the next
"Pirates of the Caribbean" film.
"is it really necessary to mock everything that seems vaguely political?"
Yup, pretty much!
Before you applaud Jennifer "Stinky" Aniston, ask her if she has replaced the entire lawn of her mansion(s) with stone (you certainly can't keep grass green with just three minutes of watering) and limited her landscaping to cactus or even just pink Flamingos. And I certainly hope she doesn't use her pool(s) for anything other than skateboarding, and her Jacuzzi for nothing other than a giant sandbox.
I mean, let's be honest here, these people are delusion phonies all.
Reusable grocery bags… Made in China with slave labor.
Plastic Grocery Bags… Made in the USA from byproducts of oil refining, that would otherwise be disposed of as toxic waste.
Get educated and dont just accept the drivel that the green religion sells and the general public buys without a second guess.
For you watermelons out there, green on the outside and red on the inside, take your index finger and push it through the middle of your one sheet of toilet paper, and insert vigorously while wiping.
I think Aniston smells like roses, and McGuire smells like a jerk.
What's wrong with doing things that are good for the earth? These types of actions will lower the amount of crap in landfills and preserve water. It's hardly anything to complain about or make fun of.
Firstly, they're souvenir tote bags. (But yes, they're of recycled material — the horror!!!) Secondly, if one considers the breadth of Bob Dylan's work, he evinces staunchly conservative principles. Thirdly, if one bears a distaste for Dylan, it can only be attributed to acute cretinism. There is not a living musician, irrespective of genre, who does not duly idolize Dylan. Puerile ignorance (you showcase here) is the hallmark of the other side — let's keep it from scourging us.
You mean she has something like a trained pit stop crew that immediately springs into as soon as she enter the shower? Brilliant. But how long do THEY shower?
How does engaging in such base gossip and ridiculing the (gossiped) personal habits of celebrities serve us? How do their personal habits effect us?
But to the point… I am a Coulter-aligned, Limbaugh-aligned lifelong Republican on all points and issues save environmentalism. We must realize that environmentalism is an endemically conservative issue, not a leftist one. They have co-opted our issue; and we have blindly assumed the contravening position to it — entirely to our own detriment.
And as for Bob Dylan's inclusion here… Conservative America has never had a greater celebrity champion of traditional American values and principles than in Dylan.
And what's being sold at his concerts are souvenir tote bags (amongst the usual array of concert memorabilia). It is really not so radical. And I assure you that Dylan has no input in, knowledge of, or concern for any of it. How did you get your panties in a bunch over this?
Any fair minded person wants to keep his environment clean. Equating that with the "World is going to end" mentality is just silly.
I recycle glass,tins and aluminum.
then twice a month I light a scrap wood fire in the bottom of a fifty-five gallon drum with holes punched in the sides and then I BURN all my other garbage including plastics.
I love to watch the thick,black smoke billow towards the heavens knowing that somewhere on the planet Jenny Aniston,the chick who played Dana Scully on X-files and Al Gore and all the rest of the climate change hollywood hypocrites are sitting in their huge houses weeping over a falacy.
The earth is cooling,not warming. By pumping CO2 into the atmosphere I'm doing more to save the planet than they are.
I also drive my deisel engined car 15 miles each way to the store to buy one item. If when I get home I realize I forgot something,I turn around and go back again.
You don't have to thank me for trying to save the planet all by myself,,,,it's the least I can do.
Dylan died years ago. The last Dylan concert I attended, I watched an old man screaming incoherently on stage. Done with that.
heck, i'd help! just hold 'em under til the bubbles stop…
you mean recycling the same old ideas (movies based on old sitcoms- really Hollywood?) over and over again isn't earth-friendly? let's face it, the only green celebrities really give a rat's heinie about is money.
I think all green celebrities should give up working for the sake of the environment. Because lets face it, their industry does nothing but use tons and tons of energy. From every thing involved with making the product, massive amounts of people, equipment, vehicles, fuel, electricity, etc. and then to showing the product, massive amounts of people to watch, drive to watch, equipments to show product, vehicles to get there, fuel, electricity, etc. Who cares that thousands of family bread winners would be out of work, the celeb could "feel" good, oh wait, that would mean they would not have big houses, big cars, big airplanes, and their lives would be just like the common masses, Oh I know what they can do just make people take of their leather belts and shoes and that will make it all OK.
how about they all recycle their toilet paper and stfu!
Is Jennifer Aniston still a spokesperson for Smartwater, which is sold in evil plastic bottles?
would that be the "most of us" who elected the current occupant? or more optimistically, the "most of us" who now know that was a mistake?
What if they gave a bore and nobody came? Pretty much sums up most movies these days…and liberal talk radio, too!
I have only one thing to say about these phoney "green" celebrafreaks……..yawn.
good point. her daily hygiene routine (or lack thereof) constitutes about 0.001% of her personal & professional environmental impact statement. typical celebutard- "Hmmm, how can I publicly pretend to care about the earth in the most meaningless, most self-absorbed, most vacuous way possible? I'll have to have my personal asst call my publicist and put something out there for my adoring public."
You forgot to mention Roman Polanski, who forceably rapes thirteen year old girls at home because it uses less resources than wining and dining a grown woman.
Why is Dylan "selling" green bags? If he is that committed to green, why not "give" them away? Yeah, we know why.
I don't think all of this article is accurate. I have seen Dylan live about 20 times and have never seen new or used grocery bags for sale.
"What's wrong with doing things that are good for the earth?" If it's something that really does help, there's nothing wrong with it. But hectoring the little people when your own so-called 'carbon-footprint' is the size Godzilla's, is just rank HYPOCRISY, pure and simple. When these idiots start moving out of their mega-mansions and into 1500 sq ft frame houses on 6000 sq ft, urban infill lots, start taking public transportation and otherwise doing a thousand other things they think we should do for OUR OWN GOOD, then we'll start thinking about taking them seriously. until then, they're just jerks.
CELEBS?
I just call them idiots and leave it at that.
http://noliberalspin.blogtownhall.com/2009/10/26/...
The Anti Liberal Zone
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Jennifer Aniston must stink in her most private of places. No wonder that other green idiot brad Pitt left her.
"You got a lot of nerve…" the rest just trails off into mad ramblings.
I'd be happy to find out exactly how aniston smells… i bet its delicious.
That get's my vote!!! Hollywood puts out some of the crappiest stuff imagineable and too many sane people support it!? I am beginning to think that a nice movie similar to 'Slumdog Millionaire' could never be made in the United States. Good story, smartly done with virtually no stupid high tech explosions or sordid, gutterspeak. Funny, it was a hit!
I personally like the one where Sheryl Crow wipes her behind with one square of toilet paper
Is that you Griswold?
"-”I take a three-minute shower,” [Jennifer Aniston] told Elizabeth Rogers and Thomas Kostigen, authors of The Green Book. She even brushes her teeth while she’s in there."
There's nothing nutty about that. I still do that (shave in the shower too). That's an old habit left over from my Navy days, where you were expected to be in and out of the shower in minutes. Water conservation is a big deal on a ship. I don't think you have to be one of these Gaea worshiping eco-nuts to appreciate economy and efficiency.
Well, there you have it, proof that good looks and intelligence are not synonymous.
doesn't the word "green" also mean young, immature, naive?
Wow, spiderman turned into a real @sshat. Sad
If you can break his code and understand what it is he is saying. Last I heard of him I couldn't tell what the hell he was singing. He said in an interview a few years back that he tries to be difficult to understand so that those who worship him will finally get the hint that he isn't all that and go find a life. His words not mine. Due to that my nephew did exactly that. He said he saw him in concert and felt it was a total waste of his money and time. Now he won't go see him or buy his CDs. Guess old Bob got what he wanted.
I never much cared for Bob, but that doesn't mean he doesn't deserve his dues.
I logged in just to tell you that your post made me laugh hard! "I love to watch the thick,black smoke billow towards the heavens knowing that somewhere on the planet " Absolutely priceless!
Thanks for the laugh I needed it.
I want to pay him a visit dressed in my floor length leather trench coat and bitch slap the spider brat. Tell me now to come in and leave my leather by the door after I make him cry like a 9 year old girl. HA HA HA HA HA.
Bottom line with most of these folks is this:
They've made millions upon millions playing pretend! Instead of thanking God for such a privilege they seem to either feel very guilty and/or almost ungrateful for their success.
This has to be it. These people should be the most grateful and patriotic folks in America. My 2 cents.
The second one.
He ruined 'Seabiscuit' as well.
Blood shoots out my eyeballs every time I see the young stars of Disney telling my kid how to live in their propaganda spots.
um… he was incoherent from the beginning. A good writer though, I cannot deny that.
Joe Piscapoe (aka Danny Vermin): Toby McGuire told me to take off my belt once… Once!
naww.. all the gas would just come out their rears where it normally would if they didn't talk so much.
sounds like this one's going to go the way of the "clone" storyline; the reason I stopped reading Spiderman.
SPIDER!!!
STOMP!
Oh, sorry Tobey.. didn't mean to use my leather, steel toed engineer boots to stomp on ya. I'll try to be more sensative the next time.
NOT!
Jen Aniston looks like she takes 3 minute showers.
I reuse my grocery bagsto clean my litter box of cat #$!@, does that count as green?
I think they call that Cuba.
What the ^%#*^ is the point of taking off a leather belt and shoes before going into Tobey Maguires place going to do for the environment? Belts don't give off CO2. The cow was already killed for someones dinner long before it's skin got made into boots and belts. Now you have to go to his house and have your pants fall down while you are there.
Is it wrong to suggest euthanizing all of Hollywood? It might actually be good for the environment, less hot air, less hypocracy, less private jets and claiming you offset the jet with a little tree you planted.
I have leather acutriments for any young woman who wants to come over try them on.
Good one! Ohh, the truth.
>> On another note, what is a “renewable grocery bag”?
A wooden bucket?
What the ^%#*^ is the point of taking off a leather belt and shoes before going into Tobey Maguires place going to do for the environment?
To entertain his mental illness.
Is it wrong to suggest euthanizing all of Hollywood?
Not at all; I have always supported retroactive abortions of liberals.
My patchouli and feces reeking liberal children of the earth, which has a fevah, you have been very bad stewards. These half measures of taking shorter showers and using reusable bags are vain. It is time to make a meaningful assault in this global warming battle. Children of the bong, lace up your Birkenstocks, grab your Che shirts and feed yourself to the nearest large animal. May you know your sacrifice will lead to less CO2 production [which means less plant life but we’ll pretend that’s not the case as not to upset or liberal green hermaphrodites], more sunshine and happier polar bears.
I did the same the thing because on a ship water is a limited resource. But what your missing about the whole thing is the two faced double standard of Jennifer Aniston and people like her. Sure she may even really take a Navy shower but does that make up for doing it in a huge house or mansion that uses how much energy? She makes movies and tv shows how much stuff does her doing make believe things waste? That's what this is about, she and the others do these small things and pat themselves on the back and scold the rest of us while they consume and waste more then 20 average people put together, that's what is about.
Jennifer Aniston home. She has solar panels…….
For $15 million I would expect a big yard and a big swimming pool.
She got taken.
http://celebrityphotos.sheknows.com/?p=4550
I'll bet she waxes.
Speaking as an actual living and breathing musician, I don't care much for Dylan, never have, I don't idolize him and I do think he's overrated. Arrogance, of the kind you displayed in your post by lecturing us on the merits of Dylan, is also a hallmark of the other side. Go ahead and admire Bob Dylan all you want, but don't presume to tell me that I *have* to like him too, or else I'm not in the club.
They wanted to end the marriage with the clone saga, but they gave up when they heard from the fans. They are stubbornly ignoring the outcry this time. Sales are down, but they sell the book three times a month and they live with the tradeoff of fewer people buying the book more often.
The only "green" actor/actress I seem to have even a modicum of respect for is Darryl Hannah. Other than an occasu=ion sitting in a tree protest she just goes about her business without any business jets of huge mansions.
When you pay for absolution from Al Gore's fund!
That only works for so long. Guess they wont be content till they destroy all our early childhood heroes.
No one in Hollywood takes 3 minute showers. They are lying to you. But those grocery bags? I like 'em just because I hate the 50 they give you when only buy 5 items. Anyways, I love how they still don't understand that the true threat is radicalized Isalmic terrorism.
Half-hour, just to be sure.
It's hard to think of anything more stupid than being against conserving water in California , but I'm sure Big Hollywood will surprise me.
Because he wants to sell them and make money. Is there a problem with that?
"Impressive," thought Darth Vader as they collapsed, "I didn't even have to use the Force."
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