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By: garment sales worldwide

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By: Bill_Brandt

Bill_Brandt — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 06:35:57 +0000

Gotta love Marlene – she marched to her own beat – wanted nothing to do with the Nazis and left to entertain the US troops. Listen to her song "Ich bin der fische Lola" (I am the naughty Lola) – even if you don't speak German you will like it (well, most of you LolaLola?) And of course the British adopted "Lili Marlene" in North Africa…

By: Patrick Chester

Patrick Chester — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 14:24:30 +0000

*warblemutterwheeze*Yes*gaspmutterwarble*

By: Darkwolf

Darkwolf — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 18:20:03 +0000

Was the cow African or European?

By: U2Dave

U2Dave — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 07:08:50 +0000

1. None of our representatives would subject themselves to any of the rules in this Constitution shredding piece of legislation.

2. Breeder effects me the same way cracker and honkey do, which is slightly. I'm slightly amused by them they do make me giggle when I hear then and then I try and figure out what about the term is supposed to be offensive. There is honkey-tonk music which I enjoy listening to from time to time. Then there are crackers which I think are delicious with soup. Now breeders that something I more than enjoy doing.

So under this misguided thought process for constructing insults I'm proposing some new mean mean terminology for people who come up with these terrible insults.

The next black person I talk to I'm going to refer to them as an R&B'r…that's right, take that, I bet you feel small now.
Then the next homosexual that I run into I will call them a Rainbow Lover….ha ha, do you feel the sting.

I should be able to start a race war and a sexual orientation war with these new terms……
Usually when I hear any of the above mentioned back ward thinking put downs, I usually just say thanks.
I like breeding and I like crackers.

By: Patrick Chester

Patrick Chester — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 06:33:07 +0000

Yes, it does beat having a trebuchet launch a cow at you.

By: Patrick Chester

Patrick Chester — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 06:32:28 +0000

….and I, because I work nights and sleep during the day, missed this tour de force of internet wit because the admin deleted it?

Oh drat.

By: Marilena

Marilena — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 06:04:56 +0000

More sultry than Marlena? EASY! Lili Von Schtupp!

By: PatriotDept

PatriotDept — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 01:03:52 +0000

I want her jewelry. I love that Art Deco stuff – even if it isn't real.

By: PatriotDept

PatriotDept — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 00:33:32 +0000

I'm waiting on a sign at the next healthcare townhall that says "Mary Jo didn't get no stinkin' TeddyCare". They really want to name this after him? Crazy. They don't have a clue that not everybody thought Ted was all that and a bag of chips.