Hitler Learns the ‘Avatar’ Trailer Sucks (NSFW)
by Big Hollywood
Highlights:
- ‘Avatar’ looks like a glossed up ‘Land Before Time 3.’
- I wait ten years for f–king ‘Captain Planet’ with cats!
- Who the hell wants ‘Clone Wars: Thundercats?’
- Fake fan made posters turned out more exciting than the real thing.
- Who in their right mind would want to live vicariously through a furry ballerina?
Cameron’s survived bad buzz before, but ridicule is something different.
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You have to see the one when Hitler finds out Michael Jackson has died and he is on the hook for the concert! Whoever does these they are hilarious! The movie itself DOWNFALL was just an incredible film!
Awesome!!! Just Awesome!!
Ohmygosh I laughed so much at this! Now I gotta go pee…
I love these Hitler videos. LOL
I've seen some of these in the past, they're really funny. The Michael Jackson one was great.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELyTBXzfQJ8
Inspired! I never knew der fuehrer had such a grasp on contemporary criticism. Now I'd like to hear his thoughts on Pelosi and Reid.
I've seen the MJ one and the one before that (forgot what it was about…) but this one really had me on the floor. At the same time, I find it disturbing that Hitler is channeling my feelings exactly about the state of movie making in Hollywood these days…
are you trying to get us all wee wee'd up?! success!
He has nothing but praise for them. He says they could kill more Jews. But other than that, they are considered top notch.
I wish I'd known about these sooner. Then I wouldn't have been drinking tea while reading the subtitles. Tea and sinuses are not a match made in heaven.
Unholy crap. The day has come where I agree with Hitler. Cameron should've left the remake of Fern Gully to George Lucas.
Unholy crap. The day has come where I agree with Hitler. Cameron should've left the remake of Fern Gully to George Lucas.
I feel so dirty. Must go clean myself.
I really want to watch Downfall again.
Then do not watch the MJ one that Andrewprice posted. I cried laughing. Set my tea aside thankfully.
"I wait ten (explative)-ing years for Captain Planet with cats?"
With all the 'go green' garbage floating around Hollywood these days, I'm really surprised they haven't tried to do a feature film with Captain Planet.
I had seen the MJ one, but this one was funnier to me. These are genius.
"Who wants to see Star Wars: Thundercats?"
Brilliant! Although in fairness, I have to say I liked the online trailer. I have no interest, however, in watching a 15 minute preview. Dumbest thing I've ever heard.
"Who wants to see Clone Wars: Thundercats?"
Brilliant! Although in fairness, I have to say I liked the online trailer. I have no interest, however, in watching a 15 minute preview. Dumbest thing I've ever heard.
I dunno. I'm kinda getting tired of the Hitler videos. I missed "Downfall" in theaters, but now I've seen so many of these that it almost makes up for it.
Hilarious! Funniest thing I've seen in a long time!
Why do I love Big Hollywood? Because before Libertas et al, this kind of conservative slap in the face big movie would have passed without comment. Now at last, there's a price in ridicule. My congrats to whomever made this little piece of pomposity pricking humor. Well done.
"Leave the 'Ferngully the Last Rainforest' remakes to Lucas!"
Heh.
Nick, do yourself a favor and rent the DVD. The movie is brilliant the acting is top notch its just a powerful film. These clips are from one scene in the film that is pivotal. Someone added these subtitles to so many different things they are funny as hell. The film Downfall will blow you away
I saw one of these back during the democratic primaries where it was Clinton bitching at her staff about loosing to Obama. That one should have been in a Hall of Fame. I've looked for it on youtube, but I've never been able to find it again.
Awesome,I almost ruined my computer while having my second cup of coffee!I HAVE to send this to my brother,who still works at AOL(since '96)and has several friends in Hollywood.
"Downfall" was superb, and I agree, whoever puts these segments together is brilliant. The one when Palin joins the McCain ticket last fall was equally hilarious!
i think the best thing that could happen to hollyweird would be for some pompous, self-important, asshat of a writer/director/producer like Cameron to spend $300M and 10 years on a film whose box office receipts barely break the $30M mark. these bloated productions will cease overnight and the power that these primadonas wield will diminish noticeably.
i'm rooting for Avatar to be another Ishtar or Heaven's Gate at the box office. yay for schadenfreude!
The best one is the one where he finds out the Cowboys have lost.
Favorite one is where he finds out TDK isn't nominated of TDK.
Er….I meant TDK isn't nominated for Best PIcture.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8noN4gVObXo
Love it! Five stars! I laughed so hard at "glossed up Land Before Time 3".
My favorite is when you discover Hitler is a Cubs fan during this year's spring-training (and I'm not a Cubs fan at all!). It was awesome!
What's sad is that the video is so dead-on!
I wish I'd seen Downfall. It's going to be ruined for me when I finally get around to watching it. I'll never be able to watch that scene without laughing!
I laughed long and loudly at the 'glossed up Land Before Time 3' comment. That was a clever bit of subtitling.
Bwaahahahah.. Kinda wish Cameron made _Aquaman_ instead…
Spot on. From what I saw and read of Avatar, it sounds like just another anti-human screed. One big yawn. I was expecting some grand project from all the hype. (The Thundercats rip was just unfair, though. That show was great.)
Personally, my favorite was the one that parodied Charles Johnson of Little Green Footballs
You people are ridiculous. If you weren't impressed by Avatars trailer I don't know if it would be possible. The 15 minutes I saw were simply the most amazing thing I have ever seen. It didn't feel like you are watching a movie it felt like you were in this world like you could actually go there. It was like nothing Ive ever seen. The photorealism was stunning some shots I swear looked like they had to be actors in prostetics. Its simply too hard to believe these were digital creations. Avatar will be the movie of the decade
"I swear looked like they had to be actors in prostetics."
BINGO, we have a winner! Actors should look like actors. In this trailer even the actors look like walking prosthetics. I couldn't tell the difference between live and CGI, and I don't mean because the CGI looked so real. Besides, I want to watch a movie and not some glamorized video game as the once great Cameron and yes Lucas used to be when models were still the high tech.
There's just no way. I'll be going with my daughter (assuming he doesn't muck it up with adult themes) the first weekend. It's just visually beautiful, and since most of the stuff out there sucks to begin with, it has to be better by default (there were what, 3 adequate kids movies and 1 great one this year?). It'll earn at least $150 million, although I'm not sure how it will do in the DVD market (since it's made specifically for IMAX and the big screen).
Everything I've feared out of 'Avatar' was mostly expressed by the fuhrer here, and I have no doubt the "three dimensions" visuals will be.. interesting. The problem with 'ol camaroon's 'Heaven's Gate' is that the CG won't live up to the new in your face reality.
Junk designs on the robots, humans -they look too fake in many of those shots!-, and the naive fern gully natives just scream Look at me, for I am CG Real!!!
This video is comic gold to boot!
How is it that one guy on the Internet can write 4 minutes of subtitles to a Hitler movie that is way funnier than most/all new sitcoms?
"Who in their right mind would want to live vicariously through a furry ballerina!" That line just killed me.
To be fair, the trailer is not bad at all. It´s just not that exceptional either.
Yes, the trailer is optically appealing. Optically. But so were Transformers II and GI Joe. At 300 million dollars I would have expected a story as epic and deep as Lord of the Rings, not "The Battle for Terra" with better CGI. Right now what "Avatar" is is a tech demo.
And a interview with a game developer gives some rather largish hints at the plot. The guys you see in the movie are the RDA, Research and Development Administration, and they're there to harvest Unobtanium, which is a super-fuel of sorts, and it's needed to save mankind because they've depleted all their resources. And one of the dudes uses his Avatar to join the locals to fight off the superpower, because he doesn't want to see the symmetry of the planet destroyed.
Now if that isn't a plot we've seen in one or another variation at least a hundred times then I don't know. Pretty clichèed.
And just one more thing from the trailer… they have mind-uploading technology and interstellar travel, but they can't get a guy out of a wheelchair?
Yeah, I wondered about that wheelchair thing as well. Kind of like '"Spaceship Earth", where they have interstellar travel, but not baths.
Just watched "Irresistible", whose plot hinges on another equal puzzler.
SPOILER AHEAD.
How does a healthy, white infant born after 1973 languish in an orphanage? She'd have been instantly snapped up by adoptive parents. Whole plot of what was an otherwise good psychological thriller falls flat.
The best Hitler overdub is on Tim Tebow returning to Florida for his senior year: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXNU2seVCwQ
I have never seen Cameron so emasculated like this. I like it.
Best is when Hitler finds out that TO has joined the Buffalo Bills.
What I feared. Bad 1970s philosophy in a 2009 movie. But still, it would be the first Cameron movie that doesn´t have a couple of awesome moments in it.
You can tell I wanted this to be great.
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This. Is. Brilliant.
Man – this scene – from the excellent movie "Downfall" with Bruno Ganz, has been used in everying from "what's the matter with the Porsche (or was it Nissan GTR?) to this – the original movie is good, too
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