Moxie is an unrepentant domestic humorist, photographer, stand-up comic, and blogger. She has appeared on “The Tony Snow Show” and “The Dennis Miller Show.” Her writing has appeared in publications ranging from Black Book Magazine and the Jewish Journal to The Journal of Investigative Dermatology. Most recently, she recorded a handful of politically conservative segments for Playboy Radio, which never aired as Hef couldn't find the money to pay her. Notably, Moxie is most famous for being famous in her rather small circle of imaginary friends.
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A Day in the Life of a Right-Wing Extremist
by Moxie
9:00 AM:
Crawl out of bed, go downstairs and hit the “on” switch for my Anger Manufacturing Plant, located conveniently in the basement — right next to my wine cellar.
9:10 AM:
Sign a few five-figure checks from the big drug and insurance companies and instruct Consuela to go deposit them in my bank account.
9:30 AM:
Go back to sleep with my life-sized Founding Fathers dolls, dream of freedom from the socialist Obama regime. (more…)
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President Obama and His ‘Outstanding’ Humility
by MoxieGuest Post by Barack Hussein Obama transcribed from the teleprompter by Moxie:
Look, as I’ve always said the most important quality, in a man, is humility. And I want to lead America, by example.
Lots of Americans sit around and uh, wonder how I can stand to be so awesome day in and day out. And I’m not going to lie to you, it’s a difficult balance. My humility always returns when I look to my wife, Michelle.
She’s more of a man than I’ll ever be, and she can bench-press triple her weight, which is no small number. Roughly speaking, it’s slightly less than the deficit. (more…)
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The Days of Swine and Moses
by Moxie
A lot has happened in fourteen days — since Friday, the 24th of April — when the wires started buzzing 24/7 about the “Swine Flu.”
Oh wait, my bad. Now it’s the much more politically correct, H1N1 (Dems can’t offend the porcine population, they might need Porky Pig or pro-choice Miss Piggy to vote in 2010 and 2012).
In the meanwhile, a lot of stories haven’t been covered nearly enough outside of blogs and Fox News. Oddly, the vast majority of these stories seem to be things Obama God, Jr. wants to keep quiet. Here’s a not so exhaustive list: (more…)
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by Moxie
I love the irony of 7th Heaven alum, Jessica Biel calling that software dude “God”.
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