Melanie Graham

Melanie Graham

Raised in the Washington, DC area in a military family. Went to the University of Alabama and majored in theater. Came to Los Angeles and soon became involved in the improv scene, and ended up performing, writing, and directing at The Groundling Theater for many years. From there, worked in the dark arts - producing reality TV, such as “The Osbournes” and “Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica.” Was a staff writer on “Saturday Night Live,” lived through that experience, and continues to produce reality TV and write.

by Melanie Graham

Best part was Beyonce gallumphing down the stairs at the top of the number.

by Melanie Graham

Singing to track? Really?

by Melanie Graham

No white ribbons. That was a bust.

by Melanie Graham

We’re in such a recession that nobody wants pennies.

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Jessica Biel really says this dialogue like she knows what she’s talking about.

by Melanie Graham

That is lovely drunken hair on the cinemtographer.

Ilovewhe

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I love when twelve-year-olds say “talkies.”

by Melanie Graham

What a lovely backdrop for the winner. Boxes and plastic bins.

by Melanie Graham

Those what? Those nose?

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I assume they cast the supporting actress before the script is written and the production is designed.

by Melanie Graham

Andrew, I don’t think you realize what a CHANCE Dustin Black took in simply speaking out loud about the taboo subject of Harvey Milk.

by Melanie Graham

The Bataan Death March of Milk the genius movie… Thank you God for giving us Harvey Milk. Thank you, Universe!!!

by Melanie Graham

Holy Lord are we going to have PRE-speeches before each category?

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I can’t help it. I like Hugh Jackman. Now you know.

 

PS – this is a terrible number.

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It IS like the Sistine Chapel!!!

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Oh, good. The scenic design is like Michelangelo. That sounds swank.

by Melanie Graham

I have a screener of The Visitor and I can’t bring myself to watch it.

by Melanie Graham

I just realized I don’t have to put a subject line in every post. Thank God. I don’t need the pressure.

White Ribbons = Gay Marriage

by Melanie Graham

Yes indeed. I also love that Breitbart is too “straight” to come on board during the Red Carpet portion.

The Drinking Game

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I’m wondering how many times some genius will reverently refer to our “year of change.” And we also need to count the white ribbons. I love ribbons. They really make a difference in our world.