Raised in the Washington, DC area in a military family. Went to the University of Alabama and majored in theater. Came to Los Angeles and soon became involved in the improv scene, and ended up performing, writing, and directing at The Groundling Theater for many years. From there, worked in the dark arts - producing reality TV, such as “The Osbournes” and “Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica.” Was a staff writer on “Saturday Night Live,” lived through that experience, and continues to produce reality TV and write.
Melanie Graham
by Melanie Graham
So long. Farewell. Adieu, adieu, adieu…
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by Melanie Graham
Jude, I agree. The comic hosts were getting so tiresome.
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Iowahawk, you are too funny.
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Oh dear Lord. Spielberg is not over-the-top, is he?
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The signs of hatred?
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Noooooooooooo!!!
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Troother introduces Kate Winslett.
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Please stop the fancy camera movement so we can see the dead people.
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Frieda Pinto’s name isn’t drop dead gorgeous.
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I don’t blame Gabriel. Big Blue Ball. Great song. Not Academy Awards related. SUE ME, A-HOLES!
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ST, I loved Defiance. Very much overlooked.
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I bought the Slumdog soundtrack (while we’re all confessing our darkest secrets).
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Remember when Nehru jackets were all the rage? No? Okay.
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Jude, why do orchestra members wear headphones?
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We can thank the Academy for not having Robin Williams present this award.
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Sound mixing! Yes!
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Except Leni Reifenstahl’s movies actually looked good. Maher’s movie is so low-rent and lame.
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Ooooh! Car awards!
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Ew! Maher! And why? His movie is jUST AWFUL.
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Best part was Beyonce gallumphing down the stairs at the top of the number.
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Singing to track? Really?
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No white ribbons. That was a bust.
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We’re in such a recession that nobody wants pennies.
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Jessica Biel really says this dialogue like she knows what she’s talking about.
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That is lovely drunken hair on the cinemtographer.
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by Melanie GrahamI love when twelve-year-olds say “talkies.”
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What a lovely backdrop for the winner. Boxes and plastic bins.
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Those what? Those nose?
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I assume they cast the supporting actress before the script is written and the production is designed.
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