Jon David kicks ass.
Jon David
Just Act: Response to Will Ferrell
by Jon DavidRecently I had a conversation with Big Government contributor Maura Flynn in which we discussed the gravity of the health care crisis in this country. We didn’t necessarily agree on every issue. But what became clear, was that we became soberly aware of what we didn’t know. What resulted from this conversation is the 60 second video below.. Please remove your partisan hat, and take a moment to view this. It’s important….for all of us.
Written & Directed by Jon David, Produced by Maura Flynn, Edited by Andrew Marcus
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My Weekly Date with a Liberal – ‘Emotional Redistribution’
by Jon DavidThe article will begin shortly.
Thank you for your patience. Let’s begin.
Although facebook has been the gift that keeps on giving in terms of confirming whether or not a prospective date is or is not a liberal, for this installment I thought I’d put my instincts to the test by participating in the very underrated process of “stereotyping.”
I think, and rightfully so, that many Americans feel that Los Angeles is a place bankrupt of spirituality…not to mention just plain bankrupt. However, there is a spiritual movement among Angelinos that folks may not be aware of, largely because it is a faith so self indulgent it would be difficult for the average hard working American to fathom. This movement is called “Spiritual Psychology.”
Let me just say this for fear of being labeled judgmental: I have nothing against spirituality or psychology; in fact, I actually saw a Medicine Man on an Indian reservation in the Jemez Valley to help me with a “problem” I’d prefer not to discuss here. It was an extremely spiritual, dare I say magical experience, after which my “problem” did not improve in the least. (more…)
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My Weekly Date with a Liberal – ‘American Heart’
by Jon DavidIn my mind, I have received thousands upon thousands of emails from folks wondering why “My Weekly Date with a Liberal” is anything but weekly. This is certainly a legitimate question which deserves a legitimate answer. But who has the time to answer thousands of emails that were never actually written? So for this chapter, I’ve decided that I will address this issue right here, right now, by explaining the process which occurs between these dates, and more importantly, to relay a recent encounter I had with a liberal woman, girl, child, who unnerved me enough such that my response could very well put my anonymity in jeopardy. This will all make sense by the end of this installment which I am entitling “American Heart.”
I understood when I took on this project that I could easily suffer severe trauma, mentally, emotionally, spiritually…and sexually, although depending on your proclivities, the latter could be considered a bonus. Be that as it may, I am writing to let you all know, that the trauma I anticipated did in fact materialize in a way that has profoundly affected me: I have developed a strong affinity for night blooming jasmine, I cry all the time, and I apologize incessantly for things for which I am not responsible. Now I can tell you with no uncertainty, extensive knowledge of Cestrum Nocturnum accompanied by inexplicable outbursts of tears is no way to procure a date. My mojo has deteriorated, as if I didn’t pinch its foliage and cut back after flowering to maintain compact growth. What’s happening to me? (more…)
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My Weekly Date with a Liberal – Date #2
by Jon DavidINT. BEDROOM – NIGHT
Breitbart entered. The woman was there waiting, but this time she had a young lady friend with her. The woman could no longer keep this to herself. She needed to share it with someone. Not surprising, Breitbart had no objection.
Who was he to deny anyone an opportunity to see it, particularly this young beauty?
She looked on with a combination of curiosity, skepticism, and perhaps a hint of excitement which she tried to hide.
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My Weekly Date with a Liberal
by Jon DavidINT. BEDROOM – NIGHT
Breitbart slowly approached the woman. This was the second time they had been together in just 3 short weeks. But in that relative blink of an eye, something had changed. Something she couldn’t put her finger on. He was different somehow.
And then he showed her.
Any questions she may have thought to ask would not have been heard above the pounding of her heart, even if she could have mustered a single breath to speak. (more…)
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My Weekly Date With A Liberal
by Jon DavidAs a conservative in Hollywood, I could not be more proud of Andrew Breitbart and the unveiling of his Big Hollywood.
INT. BEDROOM – NIGHT
Breitbart slowly approached the woman and unveiled his Big Hollywood. She gasped, but created no words. He had seen this reaction before.
BREITBART
You don’t have to say anything. I already know.
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Note: The above scene is WGA registered.
Let me talk about myself in the 3rd person for a moment. Jon David is a graduate of Stanford University, as well as the prestigious American Film Institute. He has written and directed commercials, music videos, and feature films. Moreover, he is an accomplished singer/songwriter, having placed songs in many televisions shows and movies. His band has played venues ranging from the Viper Room to the Staples Center. In other words, Jon David kicks ass.
Note: Everything in the above paragraph is true with exception of the name Jon David. However, there is particular veracity to the asskicking part.
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