Christian Bladt considers himself to be the third most famous graduate of Marist College in Poughkeepsie, New York, behind Fox News Channel's Bill O'Reilly and Former Indiana Pacers center Rik Smits. However, anyone with even rudimentary internet skills would realize that all three pale in comparison to the contributions to our society by the latter half of the musical comedy duo Stuckey and Murray, whose classic "Taking A Dump at Work" can be found at StuckeyAndMurray.com.
After a spate of miserable television jobs in New York, Christian moved to Los Angeles in 2003, where he quickly found basic-cable celebrity as an on-camera contributor to CNBC's "Dennis Miller," which ultimately led to his current role of producer of Westwood One Radio's "The Dennis Miller Show," currently heard on well over 200 stations nationwide.
He lives in the San Fernando Valley with his fiance, Heather
Christian Bladt
So long, farewell…
by Christian BladtThis made for a great time watching the Oscars. Thanks to everyone for being along for the ride, and big thanks to Breitbart for organizing it. I am sure that our live blogging of the World Baseball Classic will be just as well-received.
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Slumdog
by Christian BladtWell, can’t say that I’m surprised, but can say that I’m very excited for all the accolades heaped on this movie tonight. When compared to all the other films, it was a lock. As with anything, it surely got overhyped in recent weeks, but, for those who saw it pre-hype, the amount of it was just right.
And my fiance is ecstatic that all the little kids are on stage now.
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Penn Redux
by Christian BladtI know he’s a douche… but, he made me laugh in this speech. First Ben Stiller and now Sean Penn… perhaps 2009 is the year of Douchebags we can believe in…
We all knew that there would be some Gay Marriage comments, so, that shouldn’t phase anyone.
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Penn
by Christian BladtI haven’t seen it, but not in the way in which I’ll never see it. Judging from what he’s done in the past, I don’t doubt that he’s great in this movie. I like to envision Spicoli winning this award…
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Boyle
by Christian BladtGood for him. Great guy, has done so much amazing work in his career. (Check out his first, “Shallow Grave” — amazingly underrated movie, with the earliest work I ever saw for Ewan McGregor.)
It’s very gratifying to see a guy win who the award that he deserves, it seems to happen far too rarely.
You didn’t have a chance, Opie.
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Levy v. Ron Howard
by Christian BladtAndy, you realize that you have just guaranteed that an angry Potsie and Ralph Mouth will come looking for you with wiffle ball bats outside the Fox News building tomorrow morning…
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Jerry Lewis
by Christian BladtGood for Jerry, considering all the work he does for Muscular Dystrophy. I also have a soft spot for him because the first real “show business” check I ever got was for a joke I wrote for SNL’s Weekend Update about comments Jerry made that there were no funny women comedians, that they were better served as baby producing machines. Colin Quinn was $100 poorer, and I was insufferable to be around the rest of that weekend.
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Heath Ledger
by Christian BladtSay what you want about him, but, he was AMAZING in that movie. And that is spoken as a movie fan and not a comic book nerd. (Well, maybe a little bit of both…)
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“The Musical is Back”
by Christian BladtAccording to Long and Willingham it never left…
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“At last…”
by Christian BladtEtta James just threw her TV out the window.
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Jackman’s second production number
by Christian BladtThis is gayer than the man-on-man action in that clip from “Milk”
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Short film winner
by Christian BladtThis guy spent four years of his life on a movie and could only get 14 minutes? After that much time, the least he could hope for is “He’s Just Not That Into You”
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Jude’s coffee shop
by Christian BladtI would be more interested in watching people go in and out of your nearby coffee shop than I was in the red carpet show.
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Ben Stiller
by Christian BladtI have never heard anything to contradict the notion that Ben Stiller is the biggest a-hole in Hollywood, but, this is HYSTERICAL.
And Queen Amidala looks AMAZING next to him…
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Styx
by Christian BladtThanks, Breitbart for talking about something that we can all agree on: the Styx “Behind the Music” has EVERYTHING that you would want in an hour of television…. triumph, personal tragedy, and lots and lots of bitchy back-stabbing by the different factions of the band. Tommy Shaw and Dennis DeYoung gave better performances than anyone in most of these movies tonight…
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Animated Short
by Christian BladtDammit… I had $20 on Oktapodi winning this thing…
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Jack Black
by Christian BladtI know he played it up, but, I think that there was an ounce of legitimate outrage on Kung Fu Panda losing to Wall-E. Of course, the problem was that it was just better than his movie (and I did like them both)
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First for Slumdog
by Christian BladtGet used to hearing about “Slumdog Millonare”… thankfully, that’s the one of these I really liked. I suspect that every film school student needs to say it’s over-rated, but, fortunately, I don’t have to give off faux intellectualism and snobbery that would make me say that I dislike films like that while adoring garbage like Charlie Kauffan’s “Schenodotie, New York” which is the single worst film I have ever seen in a theater.
I can only say that because I never saw “the reader”
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Scientology
by Christian BladtNice dig at Scientology… in that room? Only Steve Martin and Tina Fey can get away with it…
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Nominating process…
by Christian BladtSo, are they all going to be like this? I didn’t sign on for a seven hour Oscar telecast… Breitbart, you better pay me over time. You guys, we are all getting paid, right?
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Staircase
by Christian BladtHey!!! I have walked up that staircase. I must be famous, too! Thanks Hollywood and Highland.
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Little Slumdogs!
by Christian BladtAll the little slumdogs are adorable. I am sure that there is a columnist for The Guardian across the pond writing about how terrible a person Danny Boyle is because he’s making the kids keep their Frequent Flyer miles until after they’re 18.
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Done esta Breitbart
by Christian BladtIs Breitbart too hetereo for the Red Carpet show, or is he just so in touch with the Metrosexual side of him that loves it that he can’t look away from the screen for even one second? Please discuss, since there are 25 minutes until a truly Metrosexual man takes the stage to inspire all of us.
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Sal as a reviewer
by Christian BladtI think that reading the DVD box is more than Jeffrey Lyons’ son Ben Lyons does before proclaiming that he loves a movie, and he’s made it all the way to “At the Movies” now, so, there is no doubt a long road ahead for Sir Salman
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Anglina looks so…so…
by Christian Bladt…so much like she barely tolerates every single person on the planet…
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Hear that?
by Christian BladtWell, the moment that most of America had no idea was coming is nearly here. You can just hear the collective anticipation from coast to coast. Anticipation does sound just like a pin dropping, right?
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