AlfonZo Rachel is a social/political humorist featured on PJTV with his video commentary, ZoNation. He started gaining an audience on MySpace TV in 2007, and it expanded in 2008 for his rapid-fire right-wing rants he uploaded to YouTube. More on AlfonZo here.

Alfonzo Rachel
Comedian Katt Williams Bravely Stands Up For America
by Alfonzo RachelLike you, I’m pretty happy about Katt Williams bushin’ up his tail on a heckler who tried to dis’ America. By telling a Mexican patriot “to go live in Mexico if he thinks it’s better than living in America,” Williams ran the risk of being labeled a sell-out by displaying his patriotism in this PC culture. Yep, Williams pretty much used his microphone as a club, and went to work on this heckler like he was a piñata:
Video is NSFW:
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What Katt Williams said to the heckler wasn’t racist, it was long overdue. Sure I’ve been saying the same and I’m sure you have, as well. But it’s nice to hear it coming from someone who has a platform like Williams does. Usually people in his position would rather patronize people like that heckler and try to win them over by acknowledging they’re “disenfranchised.” This allows them to look compassionate and morally superior. But that’s the behavior of a true sellout — selling out the country that allows people to achieve their dreams in exchange for glorifying yourself by soliciting laughter and applause for cursing it.
Katt Williams breathed fire all over that narrative, and God bless him for it.
Ever since I was a kid I’ve heard the racist statement, “Why don’t you go back to Africa”, and I’d have to remind these jackasses, “I can’t go back to a place I’ve never been.”
Furthermore, I’ve never flexed African national pride on people. I’ve never given people a reason to believe I love Africa more than America, so I never deserved the remark.
I love being black, and I love being black in America. Enjoy whatever ethnicity you are! But if you enjoy it to a point where you think your ethnicity makes you superior, then you’re a jackass.
Janeane Garofalo Upholds the Racist Traditions of the Democratic Party!
by Alfonzo RachelEwww! Janeane Garofalo’s’ back and looking like somebody dug up some cat bones and painted a picture of her face on the skull. (This isn’t far-fetched because I believe she thinks with a decomposed cat brain.)
Here she is trying to accuse black conservatives of Stockholm Syndrome, again:
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Okay, here she really is. Anyway…
Janeane Garofalo wouldn’t know Stockholm Syndrome if it were the applicator she uses for her wheat grass enemas.
Stockholm Syndrome would be better applied to a group of people who still vote for the party that:
- Fought to keep slavery legal.
- Founded the KKK.
- Imposed Jim Crow laws.
- Created the Jim Crow Minstrel to boot (Thomas D. Rice – D)
- Imposed the Dred Scott Decision.
- Revoked special field order 15, or “40 Acres and a Mule.
- Revoked federal positions for blacks.
- Pro segregation in schools and military.
All these things Democrats were for and Republicans against.
And no, there was no party switch, that is, unless you’re talking about black voters. Blacks started voting Democratic long before the supposed “party switch,” before the supposed Southern Strategy. The black community was disenfranchised by Democrats, and then established as a voting stock for the Democratic party as early as FDR’s first term, as he brought in the entitlement society.
Furthermore, the Dixiecrats went back to the Democrat party, as they said: “We would vote for a yellow dog before voting Republican.”
It would take too much time to list all the Dixiecrats who went back to the Democrat party, but liberals always showcase that cherry-picked exception known as Strom Thurman. Thurman should have remained a Democrat. He would have been forgiven for being a bigot, like lifelong Democrat and former KKK Grand Wizard, Senator Robert Byrd.
‘Gates of Hell’: A Political Movie About Angry Black Men the Left Won’t Celebrate
by Alfonzo RachelBlack power. Abortion. Terrorism.
These elements make up the work of the prophetically fictional movie, Gates of Hell by Molotov Mitchell and Illuminati Pictures. I’m not going to go into much of what the movie entails. I’ll let the trailers give you an idea and here’s a link to the synopsis
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I will tell you the movie has a hardcore approach in support of the pro-life issue — that approach being in the form of black militants that wreak havoc on abortionists. The movie is also causing a bit of a stir, but it’s not really the liberals and pro-abortionist who are attacking the project, it’s pro-life conservatives!
Why?
Children have been aborted in the millions, which means a lot of abortions are getting past the efforts of pro-lifers. I’m not trying to be contentious, but an effective means to promote the pro-life issue has been wanting. This film is a different tactic; hit the pop culture where they live. It’s a volatile subject and some people aren’t interested in dealing with it. Though a lot of people see abortion as wrong, they don’t want to interfere with someone else’s choice. They would prefer to avoid the conflict and keep that opinion to themselves as they don’t want to deal with the wrath of the selfish who value their right to choose over the right to life.
Michael Moore Doesn’t Speak for Me
by Alfonzo RachelI found myself in a bit of a grouchy mood when cud-chewer Michael Moore said something to the effect of White America bein’ all mad about a black president.
Really? It was the white vote that got him elected. And if you’re so sure about your statement, then does that mean you (Michael Moore) have a problem with Obama based on his ethnicity?
Is there somethin’ you’re trying to avoid telling us? Looks to me like you’re trying to mitigate your own bigotry by broad-brushing everybody with your disposition. That’s right. You’re projecting, you miserable jackass; which makes sense because you’re a socialist and you expect people to share in a miserable existence.
I’m sick of white liberals like Michael Moore who patronize black people and try to stay in their good graces by falsely accusing white people of racism, and then try to further validate it with some bogus display of self effacement. This joker is a prime example of how white democrats feel that they’re the ones who are tuned in to the black community. They can speak for us. They know us, and where that notion comes from is due to them thinking that they own us. (more…)
NBC: ‘More Colorful’ or More Patronizing?
by Alfonzo RachelNBC’s “more colorful.” Are they talkin’ about that fruity colored Peacock when they say that, or are they talking about their new line up of shows that feature some black folk? Oh, how they pat themselves on the back for finally makin’ some prime time shows with leading people of color in this late year of two THOUSAND *#!?* TEN!!!
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Undercovers is among the new line-up meant to pander to us “colorful people.” It stars two very attractive actors: Boris Kodjoe and Gugu Mbatha-Raw and I reckon that since we’re not smart enough to see that they’re Black, NBC had to give us a little nudge to point that out to us. The actors are talented and good looking, but I guess NBC wants the world to know that they’ve figured out that Black people could be good looking and talented enough to have a prime-time show in the form of a romantic action-comedy.
Wow thanks, NBC!
NBC, just like a lot of people can’t just see Americans. They see ethnicities.
What’s worse is that too many people see people who aren’t white as “ethnic.” Let me remind you that white people are also an ethnic group. Every one of us are within an ethnic group.
So when a person refers to me as “ethnic,” I’m like, what the hell do you mean by that? (more…)
Obama Ain’t Black Enough For Bill Maher
by Alfonzo RachelThis is a bit of a departure for me, as I prefer to do video rants, but by the time it gets done, Bill Maher and his comments will be worth talking about even less than they already are.

As you already know, over the weekend, Bill Maher said:
“I thought when we elected a black president, we were going to get a black president. You know, this [BP oil spill] is where I want a real black president. I want him in a meeting with the BP CEOs, you know, where he lifts up his shirt so you can see the gun in his pants. That’s — (in black man voice) ‘we’ve got a motherfu**ing problem here?’ Shoot somebody in the foot.”
Now despite all the PC stuff, the left-wing still proves to be the ones doing the majority of the stereotyping. And I’m pretty sure they had a medic on stand-by in case Maher’s guts ruptured from him using more testosterone than he ever has in his life to try to pull off his best “black” impression.
This is what black people are to Bill Maher. This is what we’re supposed to be; gun-toting thugs. And if we’re not, then we’re just docile Uncle Toms who wanna be white. (more…)






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