Alfonzo Rachel

Alfonzo Rachel

Alfonzo Rachel, the founder of Macho Sauce Productions, was born July 8, 1972 on Grissom AFB Indiana, but has been in SoCal since diaperhood. Another kid whose mother raised him alone, lived in hard spots such as Delman Heights in San Bernadino. Rachel's mom wanted to get him out of the hood, and the hood out of him, so they moved to low income housing outside of Palm Springs. Rachel also has three older sisters who during those times more often stayed with other family members. The move was culture shock for Rachel, as he was now going to school with privileged rich white kids. Rachel kept a chip on his shoulder, and didn't try to fit in. Instead, he immersed himself in music, and psychotropic drugs. This formula coast Rachel his graduation. It was a sobering failure, and Rachel stopped using drugs. Rachel's pursuit of music lead him to Venice Beach, where he wandered through Ghost Town trying to keep the music together, and floated through Hollywood, still falling short of his musical aspirations. Rachel came back to the Palm Springs area to continue his martial arts training and education, made a new flame out of an old one, married her, and opened his own martial arts school. The school left them broke after two years, so he closed it down. Realizing that he used his gifts for his own satisfaction, Rachel now uses his talents to satisfy the Giver. Rachel's work since coming to Christ has gained positive feedback from Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Mark Levin, and many others.

ZONATION: Chris Matthews Is the New Obama Girl

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ZONATION: Oh, How Liberals Contradict Themselves

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ZONATION: Arrogance Cost Left Massachusetts

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ZONATION: Trumpin’ the Left’s Race Card

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ZoNation: Health Care Reform Will Not Be Televised

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The Truth About Those 72 Virgins

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On the Street With Zo: Why Vote Democrat?

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Those Who Wage War on Christmas

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Save the Planet, Hold Your Breath… Liberals first.

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Liberalism Created This Monster

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ZoNation: Defending Palin, Calling Out Liberals

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Double Dosage!!! Sorry, I got a bit behind on Shhhtuff, so I hope I can do a lil’ catch up with ya! Here’s me lookin’ out for my womens like Sarah Palin, and a vid lookin’ at naughty Nidal after the jump.


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ZoNation: What Conservatives Are For

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When Does Life Begin, Y’all?

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‘Damn it Feels Good to Be a Victim’

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Putting Juan Williams On the Back of the Porch

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Olbermann Trying to Flex on Rush

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The Difference Between Obama and Jesus

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SNL Crackin’ Obama Jokes? Oh, No Day D’int

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Response to Leftie Celebs On Healthcare

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Obama Worship

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They’re More Than Nuts, They’re ACORN…

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Hollywood Bigots in Black and White

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A Toilet Economics Tutorial, Wanda’s Toilet Humor, and Perez Hilton’s Hate Speech

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Since the economy is in the crapper, I figured I’d use a crapper to demonstrate why!


RINOs, Abortion, Servicing China and Obama’s Eggroll

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Ease On Down the Road! Word to Specter and Other RINOs

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Has Janeane Seen This?

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Janeane Garafolo says the tea parties were a gathering of racists.

Strange, that these racists would welcome a black man to speak at their racist gathering at the state capital.

I wasn’t expecting to speak, I just went up to get some footage for PJTV, but the organizer of the Tea Party found out I was there, and requested I come up and say a few words. How racist!!! (more…)

Get Outta The Way!!!

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The Arrogance of Accusing America of Arrogance

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Yes We Can!!!

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Card Checkin’

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