The Truth About Those 72 Virgins

Love that bill.

What sin does a Muslim woman have to commit in order to end up in the hereafter as one of 72 virgins assigned to a terrorist?

But Imam if I set off a bomb in my groin what happens when I get to heaven ……

Don't worry my brave Martyr we have prosthetics for everything now…..

Geez

If you are coming to Bakersfield in Oct. I would be priveledged to meet you. Very interesting.

For a long freakin' time, ha ha.

72 virgins? That could be anything. Since I just watched Red Eye, I'll assume it's 72 trannies.

"Welcome, Omar! You will be one of Aziz's virgins!" Hey, we all know God has a sense of humor. Maybe the virgins aren't even human – maybe they're camels or something.

I always liked the line from Jeff Dunham's character of Walter: "Seventy-two virgins…why not seventy-two slutty broads who know what the hell they're doing?!"

I wasn't ready for that.

I was waiting for God to say "Away from me you evil doer, I never knew you"

Could it be that Arabs hate women because they are closet homosexuals?

Zo always brings a smile to my face. Thanks.

Zo should be required viewing for all voters

He does seem comfortable……scary.

Yes.

Well, that might just be the biggest letdown a suicide bomber could ever hope for. You get to heaven and they hand you a bag of dates, the one you could have bought at the convenience store you just blew up.

Zo's right, this makes absolutely no sense, but I never expect rational thinking from a Jihadist.

Look for them to become even more unhinged in the next 20 – 25 years.

For the last 50 – 75 years or so the Bible has been going through a massive academic dissection. First the Dead Seas Scrolls revealed some of the earliest versions of snippets of the Torah. Then the discovery at Nag Hammadi where collections of books purged from Church monasteries in the fourth century. Christians, at least the ones I know welcome the additional knowledge and inspection.

I some how get the feeling that Muslims aren't going to be quite so thrilled when the academics start in on the Koran. I believe some preliminary work has put in doubt where the Koran was written, when, and in what language. It could possibly be from Syria, not Arabia.

I predict it will become extremely ugly.

That explains liberals unwillingness to take on the fight.

Zo!!!!!

Thanks, Zo, I needed this laugh today!

More than likely the virgins will be trekkies and WOW heads. Sorry trekkies, but I call em like I see em.

I am reading a book called "Sleeping with the Devil" by Bob Baer that talks about the debauchery that goes on when the Saudi royalty go off on their junkets to Paris or London… apparently as long as you are away from home, Allah cannot see what you are doing.

Hey! I'm a Trekkie and play WoW and … uh, never mind.

zo. stop defending bush. im as conservative as the next guy but he was a pathetic president and is mostly the reason we are in the mess we are in right now with barry and the dems. i supported the war; until it turned into a money-grab for bush and his pals. he did basically nothing to combat illegal immigration. he did basically nothing to strengthen an obviously weakening economy. just because he was a "republican" (which i use loosely) and claimed to believe in god, some conservatives will defend him tooth and nail, knowing he did just as much to eff up the country as clinton. dont fall into the "defend him because hes not a dem" hannity/levin foolishness.

BETTER, Better and better, very well done!!!!!!!! How foolish can the followers of radicals be, their limitations seem to be endless!!!!!!

Thanks, Spitz, ChiTown and No Big for lodging that vision in my brain. So the virgins are fluent in Java AND Klingon?

Sorry man, I have been there. Got into a new game called "Fallen Earth" if you are interested in branching out. Good game, but its new so the buggery is rampant.

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