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Tags: Iraq, Israel, John Kerry, Underwear Bomber, War, zo
Posted Jan 10th 2010 at 3:44 pm in Political Humor, Video |
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Abu al-Zarqawi died and George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates.
He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to
destroy the nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You
wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why
I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson was next, beat al-Zarqawi with a long cane and
snarled "It was Evil men like you who inspired me to write the
Declaration of Independence ."
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe
and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist
Leader.
As al-Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Al- Zarqawi
wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."
The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting
for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"
Love that bill.
I mean joke.
I love that joke.
I had been reading a piece about the healthcare bill. A slip.
I love that JOKE.
What sin does a Muslim woman have to commit in order to end up in the hereafter as one of 72 virgins assigned to a terrorist?
Steven Crowder in drag…. Hell, that's going to give me nightmares.
But Imam if I set off a bomb in my groin what happens when I get to heaven ……
Don't worry my brave Martyr we have prosthetics for everything now…..
Geez
If you are coming to Bakersfield in Oct. I would be priveledged to meet you. Very interesting.
EXCELLENT!!……
Hanzo
For a long freakin' time, ha ha.
this guy is realy realy good love his zoenation
72 virgins? That could be anything. Since I just watched Red Eye, I'll assume it's 72 trannies.
Actually, I have a feeling the 72 virgins will probably end up being 72 other terrorists who blew themselves up.
"Welcome, Omar! You will be one of Aziz's virgins!" Hey, we all know God has a sense of humor. Maybe the virgins aren't even human – maybe they're camels or something.
I always liked the line from Jeff Dunham's character of Walter: "Seventy-two virgins…why not seventy-two slutty broads who know what the hell they're doing?!"
Is this guy supposed to be funny?
I wasn't ready for that.
I was waiting for God to say "Away from me you evil doer, I never knew you"
He is great! Zo made a very good point about the virgins…these terrorists show their HATE for women every day…WHY do they care about the 72 virgins??? makes no sense!!
Could it be that Arabs hate women because they are closet homosexuals?
I don't think to Koran actually addesses the gender or species of these virgins, and I don't think they really care.
Zo always brings a smile to my face. Thanks.
Love Zo. A voice that should be heard by more and more.
Zo should be required viewing for all voters
Excellent.
He does seem comfortable……scary.
As I understand it, there's some contention on that translation. Some scholars believe "dates" as in nuts are a more accurate translation.
Yes.
72 virgins? So when terrorists are martyred they go to a Star Trek convention?
Well, that might just be the biggest letdown a suicide bomber could ever hope for. You get to heaven and they hand you a bag of dates, the one you could have bought at the convenience store you just blew up.
Zo's right, this makes absolutely no sense, but I never expect rational thinking from a Jihadist.
eh, yes, actually. Don't have the link, but CNN had a vid on their web site about Afgan boys being kidnapped and forced to live as male dancers/prostitutes. It's a regular thing that happens there due, in part, to strictly enforced segregation of the sexes. There are also lots of Islamic poetry from the middle ages of the joys of homosexual sex along the silk road (land route between China & Europe). Well documented, not well known.
Look for them to become even more unhinged in the next 20 – 25 years.
For the last 50 – 75 years or so the Bible has been going through a massive academic dissection. First the Dead Seas Scrolls revealed some of the earliest versions of snippets of the Torah. Then the discovery at Nag Hammadi where collections of books purged from Church monasteries in the fourth century. Christians, at least the ones I know welcome the additional knowledge and inspection.
I some how get the feeling that Muslims aren't going to be quite so thrilled when the academics start in on the Koran. I believe some preliminary work has put in doubt where the Koran was written, when, and in what language. It could possibly be from Syria, not Arabia.
I predict it will become extremely ugly.
Nice one!
That explains liberals unwillingness to take on the fight.
"…they go…"? No my friend, they are transported to the convention.
Zo!!!!!
Though you may be onto something….perhaps it should be a bill. It'd at least be more useful than 1/2 the stuff congress does at any given time.
Thanks, Zo, I needed this laugh today!
About those virgins: do the men believe that it's the women's idea of heaven? Or is it their hell?
More than likely the virgins will be trekkies and WOW heads. Sorry trekkies, but I call em like I see em.
Dude, apparently you have ABSOLUTELY no sense of humor. Go back to trolling other sites if you please.
I am reading a book called "Sleeping with the Devil" by Bob Baer that talks about the debauchery that goes on when the Saudi royalty go off on their junkets to Paris or London… apparently as long as you are away from home, Allah cannot see what you are doing.
Beam me up Allah!!! Oh Allah, what is this? They are all playing WOW and speaking Klingon…damn you Osama!
Hey! I'm a Trekkie and play WoW and … uh, never mind.
Zo, I had a rough day, but thanks to you, I can start my evening with a smile. You always make me laugh.
zo. stop defending bush. im as conservative as the next guy but he was a pathetic president and is mostly the reason we are in the mess we are in right now with barry and the dems. i supported the war; until it turned into a money-grab for bush and his pals. he did basically nothing to combat illegal immigration. he did basically nothing to strengthen an obviously weakening economy. just because he was a "republican" (which i use loosely) and claimed to believe in god, some conservatives will defend him tooth and nail, knowing he did just as much to eff up the country as clinton. dont fall into the "defend him because hes not a dem" hannity/levin foolishness.
He is funny. Next time, hit 'play' and make sure the volume is up.
BETTER, Better and better, very well done!!!!!!!! How foolish can the followers of radicals be, their limitations seem to be endless!!!!!!
another funny and intelligent video you keep them coming, i'll keep watching and laughing,with you and at libs.
Thanks, Spitz, ChiTown and No Big for lodging that vision in my brain. So the virgins are fluent in Java AND Klingon?
ah, Zo you just keep them coming!!!
Sorry man, I have been there. Got into a new game called "Fallen Earth" if you are interested in branching out. Good game, but its new so the buggery is rampant.
a coupla thoughts..
dude!! a NATION of conservative cred is worth WAAAY more than a coupla blocks of street cred
MY APOLOGIES.. this is the first one i've seen, now don't bother me while i immediately embark on a zonation marathon
you Do know that a few generations ago it was much easier to get over on ugly, horny, uneducated dolts with the concept of four covered wives (as young as 6 yrs old)
i strongly advise you to implement the strongest security protections possible for you and your family. DJ al-WhackJobbi is comin fo ya
Why has this video been removed?
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