Klavan’s Oscars: The Best Films Never Made (With Vin Diesel as Andrew Breitbart)

Great stuff Mr. Klavan! I am one of those who would indeed rather jab a steak knife through his forehead than watch thirty seconds of the Oscar telecast. Actually you can extend that to any of the two hundred or so award shows that now seem to have replaced the situation comedy as standard televised fare. Speeaking of Oliver Stone (and 1939) I have a theory that Mr. Stone is our generations version of Frank Capra – Only in Stone's case it is Frank Capra from some sort of dark anti-matter universe. All of Capra's greatest films were consistently optimistic, cheerful and warmly human. Capra (for all his occasional corniness) genuinely liked people, liked this country and believed in our essential decency. Oliver Stone (corny in his own way) is always a nihilist, despises his audience and always leaves us wondering why he doesn't just pull up stakes and head for Cuba.
Anyway, it was just a thought.

bawahahaha!!! That was great!!! There are obviously a million reasons why Diesel could never play Andrew, but I think namely because Andrew is probably a solid foot taller than him!!

also Im struggeling to find Father Santoro's biography,
I would love to read more on his life,
but all I can find is his murder.

a liite help please?

if he's the evil Capra where is the goatee?

If Hollywood were really concerned mainly with making money these are films they would be making.

Unfortunately for us they are more concerned with pushing the country as far left as they can. I might grudingly respect them for sticking to their principles, but most of them already have more money than they can use in their lifetimes and their principles are going to destroy the country I love.

Basic equation of Comedy: The longer the distance between the audience guessing your punchline and your delivery of it, the less funny it becomes.

Mr. Klaven, you take sarcasm to level I could only dream of. And you do it with such ease. My compliments.

When you have the first drafts of these screenplays, will you share them with us, Mr. Klavan?

Outstanding! I am with hollywoodron, MAKE "EM!

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is a better fit to play Breitbart. No one can do Andrew's confrontation scenes better than a former wrestler. In addition, Dwayne is a pretty good comedic actor, and would capture Breitbart's unique humor.

Right on the money Klavan keep 'em coming

Hey, was he likening watching NCIS to poking oneself in the eye with a stick? Look Klavan, I like you, man, but don't mess with Gibbs.

That was my thought exactly. I'd much rather watch old NCIS reruns than most of the new offerings on tv. Much better than a stick in the eye.

The Oscars?? Whaaattt???

Ah, okay then. Klavan's vids would still be my favorite, anyway.

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