Klavan on the Culture: Don’t Panic, DHS Is In Charge

Well, I for one am relieved that the government is taking such brilliant, common-sense measures as not letting airline passengers go to the bathroom an hour before landing, and banning blankets, pillows, and books the last hour before landing. And, of course, continuing the all-important policy of frisking 90-year-old grannies and small children at the airports. At last, the terrorist threat is a thing of the past.

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No, Danny Glover is pefectly right – and we have the proof. Venezuela was just hit by an earthquake – now it is obvious that we have here a pattern, a larger operation arranged by white herosupremacists like Carl Rove and W.
Danny Glover is right -

The scariest words are "We're from the government, and we are here to help."
Thank you President Reagan, and thanks to Mr. Klavan for the wonderful illustration of the point.

Reno, hands down baby.

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You are correct – she will do far less damage than Reno did – just keep her away from a microphone I wouldn't the moron to say something stupid.

Oh, if only all Dutch people would travel with their own classical-music entourage and dress up like they were still in the 16th century….

I was wondering when Klavan would get around to mentioning the Evil Robots that run Homeland Security…

I always knew … Now if he could uncover the Trolls that run medicare……