Tags: David Letterman, harvey weinstein, jay leno, roman polanski, sex Posted Oct 22nd 2009 at 3:35 pm in Culture, Politics |
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[...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Candice and Michael Chavez, Recon. Recon said: RT @bighollywood: Klavan on the Culture: How to Have Sex http://bit.ly/oAqLZ this was fun folks, watched it earlier [...]
Absolutey spot on! If conservatives are racists, then liberals are rapists! And since it's really liberals who are racist, that makes them……wait for it…….racist rapists!
The problems with that are (1) that you get guys like Polanski who can say with a straight face that Sodomizing a 13 year old or rape was concentual sex (hence the North american Man Boy Love Association, et.al.), (2) losers that won't accept the consequences of their actions and leave new welfare cases for the public to pay for, and (3) the losers that semi accept the consequences of their actions and convince their female partners to have an abortion on the tax payer's dime (and we can't object conscientiously, since we're forced to pay taxes or go to jail).
Sex is easy when someone else has to take responsibility for it. The flaw in this arguement is that we assume the idiots will actually take responsibility and become a productive citizen. It's too easy for them to forfeit it to a productive citizen.
SevenU - October 23rd, 2009 at 1:31 am
That was more than a little brilliant, I may use several of your points in conversation.
I disagree with bring Letterman into this, while I don't agree with his actions regarding the sex, I feel he was trying to live by rule #1 is regards to it until that guy blackmailed him. David brought it up on his TV show to take the power away from this man, which in my mind was a very brave choice. To be clear, the sex I'm not cool with but its his life, the blackmail however was a crime and Dave was right to handle it the way He did.
I wish he'd do a version without the "It's like being a democrat" line. I'd really like to post this on Facebook, but I don't wanna take any flack for the cheap shot at the dems.
Loved the part where the Barry White was going. Hilarious! I also think Thorien has a good point, though. That was excellent comedy and yet thought provoking. It would be easier to win over and free the brainwashed minds of some of our misguided friends and relatives, even if it's just one issue at a time, if they weren't insulted with the lines about Dems. I get tired of sitting in the movies and hearing Republicans repeatedly insulted, so I know what a turn off that would be if I tried to share this clip with anyone.
Overall, though, it's good stuff.
guest - October 23rd, 2009 at 4:37 am
But the Dems are good to take pot shots at……… Look what they are doing to our country.
Makes sense to me. The statements of the "keep the govt out of my body" but expecting the govt (us) to pay for abortions, STDs….profound and part of the "me" generatin where I want to do anything but not be held responsible for the consequences.
I thought it was clever. That's ok, I gave it a shot.
Alicia - October 23rd, 2009 at 11:56 am
If we followed Klavan's four rules so many problems would be wiped away. But the fourth rule is not talked about much and is spot on! Why should all of us be saddled with paying for Planned Parenthood's role in hawking sex? They work hard through their sex "education" classes in schools and their prom party baskets that include condoms to increase the number of clients that will be at their clinics a few months later. If people choose to have children out of wedlock, contract STD's, and "need" contraception so that they can have "consequence free" sex, please don't make the rest of us pay for your choice! If you can't take the heat (and in this case the heat is the possibility of conceiving an immortal soul), get out of the kitchen (don't have sex.). Thanks!
Stranger... - October 23rd, 2009 at 12:15 pm
I'd add: 5) Keep your sex to yourself. Don't try to convince me that your sex is right.
If you want do things that I'm uncomfortable with, just don't let me know that you did it, and I won't care. Try to change laws to legislate your sex life, and guess what — I now know.
Thank you for "4 Simple Rules For Running Your Sex Life So It Doesn’t Piss Me Off". i have now an idea to deal with it! Where else could anyone get that kind of information in such a perfect way of presentation.
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[...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Candice and Michael Chavez, Recon. Recon said: RT @bighollywood: Klavan on the Culture: How to Have Sex http://bit.ly/oAqLZ this was fun folks, watched it earlier [...]
Absolutey spot on! If conservatives are racists, then liberals are rapists! And since it's really liberals who are racist, that makes them……wait for it…….racist rapists!
Sometimes, the universe all makes perfect sense.
"It's like being a Democrat!" LOL!
I do feel bad for Letterman's wife; I wish she weren't the butt of jokes. Letterman, on the other hand, is a joke.
Good rules to live by.
Is it okay to say Klavan is kind of hot?
There was a moment where bladder control might have been an issue on that line. Killer artio Andrew. (it's an article on video… artio)
The four points were perfect, especially the last one. I don't care what you do as long as it's concentual and it doesn't cost me money down the road.
Gee I didn'y know STD's were exoensive….
I thought you got them for free……. oh wait………….
Not sure if arteo is going to catch on…
The problems with that are (1) that you get guys like Polanski who can say with a straight face that Sodomizing a 13 year old or rape was concentual sex (hence the North american Man Boy Love Association, et.al.), (2) losers that won't accept the consequences of their actions and leave new welfare cases for the public to pay for, and (3) the losers that semi accept the consequences of their actions and convince their female partners to have an abortion on the tax payer's dime (and we can't object conscientiously, since we're forced to pay taxes or go to jail).
Sex is easy when someone else has to take responsibility for it. The flaw in this arguement is that we assume the idiots will actually take responsibility and become a productive citizen. It's too easy for them to forfeit it to a productive citizen.
That was more than a little brilliant, I may use several of your points in conversation.
Klavan and PJTV com and pajamasmedia com..wonderful and I always learn something. "Are you trying to seduce me, Mr Letterma…Aaargh!"
I disagree with bring Letterman into this, while I don't agree with his actions regarding the sex, I feel he was trying to live by rule #1 is regards to it until that guy blackmailed him. David brought it up on his TV show to take the power away from this man, which in my mind was a very brave choice. To be clear, the sex I'm not cool with but its his life, the blackmail however was a crime and Dave was right to handle it the way He did.
Roman Polanski should rot in jail however.
Otherwise very good email
I wish he'd do a version without the "It's like being a democrat" line. I'd really like to post this on Facebook, but I don't wanna take any flack for the cheap shot at the dems.
Try saying that five times fast! Racist rapist racist rapist racist rapist racist racis- aw, crap.
Loved the part where the Barry White was going. Hilarious! I also think Thorien has a good point, though. That was excellent comedy and yet thought provoking. It would be easier to win over and free the brainwashed minds of some of our misguided friends and relatives, even if it's just one issue at a time, if they weren't insulted with the lines about Dems. I get tired of sitting in the movies and hearing Republicans repeatedly insulted, so I know what a turn off that would be if I tried to share this clip with anyone.
Overall, though, it's good stuff.
But the Dems are good to take pot shots at……… Look what they are doing to our country.
Makes sense to me. The statements of the "keep the govt out of my body" but expecting the govt (us) to pay for abortions, STDs….profound and part of the "me" generatin where I want to do anything but not be held responsible for the consequences.
Once again we have us a winner. Klavan rocks.
LOL! SNAP…"a few minutes of friction with some babe whose IQ could be rolled on a pair of dice"
ALSO, RAPE = BAD…BAHAHAHA
You mean aw, democrap.
I s'pose he might be persuaded to do a version without that, or let you edit that out, but you've gotta admit it practically said itself!
My favorite phrase is single-digit IQ.
THAT WAS AWESOME MR. KLAVAN!!!!
I'd guess that would depend upon your sexual preferences. I'm a guy, he doesn't do a thing for me.
But he is funny as hell.
Great. Now I'm going to spend the rest of the day pondering sex with a sense of humor. And I have work to do!
How about a rule #5) Keep your damn sex life off my computer, off you tube, and off TV!
I thought it was clever. That's ok, I gave it a shot.
If we followed Klavan's four rules so many problems would be wiped away. But the fourth rule is not talked about much and is spot on! Why should all of us be saddled with paying for Planned Parenthood's role in hawking sex? They work hard through their sex "education" classes in schools and their prom party baskets that include condoms to increase the number of clients that will be at their clinics a few months later. If people choose to have children out of wedlock, contract STD's, and "need" contraception so that they can have "consequence free" sex, please don't make the rest of us pay for your choice! If you can't take the heat (and in this case the heat is the possibility of conceiving an immortal soul), get out of the kitchen (don't have sex.). Thanks!
I'd add: 5) Keep your sex to yourself. Don't try to convince me that your sex is right.
If you want do things that I'm uncomfortable with, just don't let me know that you did it, and I won't care. Try to change laws to legislate your sex life, and guess what — I now know.
I love to see PJTV crossing over here. TY Andrew. Breitbart, and Klavan. Great marketing move.
Yeah, a Democrat involved in an adultery scandal isn't tossed out the club as a fast a Republican under the same circumstances.
I know.
It's gotten to the point that a female singer who keeps her sex life and body to herself is truly rebellious.
Hence,
Talyor Swift: Rebel
Britney Spears: Conformist
Angela Bassett: Rebel
Megan Fox: Conformist
And so on.
In some cases the Democrat doesn't get tossed out at all, or even gets applauded.
"some babe whose IQ could be rolled on a pair of dice" and perfectly illustrated with a head shot of Megan Fox.
Thank you for "4 Simple Rules For Running Your Sex Life So It Doesn’t Piss Me Off". i have now an idea to deal with it! Where else could anyone get that kind of information in such a perfect way of presentation.
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