Is Barack Obama Jesus Christ?
by Andrew Klavan
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The Nobel Peace prize officially means nothing.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, finger lickin' good.
This is good content.
Bravo Andrew, bravo!
Good video, But there is another Christ like figure that also comes to mind. Maybe the Anti-Christ? Son of the King of lies and deception. MMMMM-MMMMM-mmmmm.
All past Nobel medals can now be melted down and sold on the spot market.
The Nords have lost whats left of their International pride.
Morons
You know, I've never quite been convinced that BHO was the Anti-Christ, but seeing how people have fawned over him, praised him and nearly deified him, he makes me see how easy it would be for the Anti-Christ to do everything he's supposed to do.
In Barrak's mind, maybe…
Me, I see a narcissist. Going into the wall. At 220 mph or so…
Obama is to wimpy to be the anti-christ. May be he could pass for the anti-christ's lackey.
Hey, I think he's a fine candidate for the Neville Chamberlain Memorial Medal. Who better?
Mr. Klavan – that was masterful. I both laughed and winced at the debt part. It is amazing the difference in concepts, especially comparing fantasy with Reality.
I don't think he is actually that person, but I do wonder if he's a practice run for that position.
I think it has officially meant nothing for a long time. This is merely a gob-smacking vindication to that concept.
Funny video………yet, somehow I feel a little scared. Why don't I feel the magic?
Youtube posted on the street interviews from everyday people, who generally feel Obama is unworthy of the Nobel Prize:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YnDXESGdH8&fe...
Even Matt Lauer thinks Obama getting the prize is a stretch:
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/rich-noyes/2009/10/0...
Like the mainstream media (aka. Old and Dying Media), the Nobel Prize Committee has become officially irrelevant.
Obama can't be Jesus, Jesus was Jewish, and Rev. Wright would never allow a Jew into his Church.
It amazes (and terrifies) me just how taken in people can be. If the president even spent a few minutes telling people to knock that sort of thing off – I'd almost like the guy.
Except of course for his politics! I keep telling people that there is something about his color that I do not like – and that's RED! (His skin color or whatever is not even close to being my problem with the guy. Heck, if folks wanted a Black president, I say we FORCE Thomas Sowell to be president for LIFE, and then upon his death the place reverts back to a Republic.
Could be because you have some sense, perhaps – and not the sixth one… (laugh)
Good job Mr. Klavan. This latest video had me laughing my a** off. It is disturbing at the same time. Keep Em Coming, we are all in need of some humorous perspective from time to time.
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Obama is not Jesus, he is Lucifer.
Is this more embarrassing for the Nobel Committee or is the one they gave Al Gore? They seem to have give the prize to Obama for meaningless speeches while they gave it to Al Gore for outright lies.
Nancy Pelosi? George Soros?
Nah, Lucifer does not actually appear to folks as sort of goofy. Lucifer's actual great servant will probably not even be suspected by anyone – until it's too late.
Regardless of how many people were taken in by his charisma and lies, far too many people saw through it for him to be the anti christ.
There is no doubt that Obama is NOT Jesus Christ but he very well may be George Soros' lawn jockey.
This is my new favorite. "Shut-up" has been my favorite Klavan for a while, but this is great. I am still laughing and have just sent it to my friends.
A a day for comedy, first Obama gets the peace prize and now this. HAHAHAHAHA!!! This is going to be a great day. Makes me want to go do something crazy, like protest.
PS1984? You rule Andrew! Please don't sell out.
If Obama is Jesus, then why are they allowed to teach about him in public schools?
Well, past nominees for the Peace prize were Hitler and Stalin and Arafat actually WON the prize.
And I doubt Lucifer would ever wear mom jeans to a baseball game…
And hey kids, this just in… there's a genuine Nobel Prize in every specially marked box of Cap'n Crunch!
I don't see why Obama got the peace prize now.
He should have received it when he was BORN.
Then he'd really be The Prince of Peace.
Have to say, this was a wonderful video, funny, forthright and damn scary that America has sunk this low.
Obama riding a unicorn out of a rainbow was awesome. Thats the way I always picture him, with a cloud of fairy-dust wafting out of his backside.
yeah my opinion of the Nobel PP just went into the crapper. it obviously has no integrity as a real recognition for a great achievement.
he got the prize to put pressure on him to get out of Afganhistan…out the entire Mideast…a man of "peace" (so the Comitee says) wd not want to be "caught" expanding the conflict there
Keep'em coming, Andrew!
Ever think about a documentary about the, Left's Matrix?
I nominate he get a Pulitzer, a Tony award, an Academy award, throw in a Grammy, an ESPY, Man of the Year, Man of the Decade, Man of the Century, honorary Super Bowl MVP, World Series MVP, Heisman trophy, you name it, it should just go to Obama. He is just that inspiring.
Great stuff Andrew. Keep laughing we’ll all soon be in liberal hell!
brilliant
This is one of the funniest videos I've seen in a long time. I watched it last night over on PJTV, and immediately forwarded the link to my wife, my kids and posted it on FaceBook. "A debt we can probably never repay". Just wonderful. This kind of humorous approach is just what is needed to reach out and teach people.
The award was actually the Noble POS Prize. That he definitely deserves!
why did they not award the noble on 1/20/09
the true day of peace on obamaearth and goodwill to radicals
Way to go, Andrew.
If I remember Revelations, Not everyone follows him. But they can't seem to convince the people that do, what he is. MMMMMM-MMMMMM-mmmmm?
I wish people would stop saying this. It makes us look like wackos. The anti-christ will be an Arab leader who proclaims they will get along with Israel–for a short while, that is (3.5 years, to be exact). If you want to go all anti-christ, check out the 12th imam (Ahmadinejad's sect). HE really looks like the anti-christ.
LOL!
It's not a Nobel Prize – Nobel Prize. It's an affirmative action Nobel Prize.
and sew a few girl scout patches on the snappy suits he wears while we are at it.
DING DING DING!!! We have a winner!
Biting satire at it's best! PERFECT!!!
OB had better be careful. JC was nailed to the cross.
I've got the title of the movie that will most assuredly be made about Obama. Barrackalypse Now.
I'm pretending he is not really the joker.
Andrew Breitbart, Andrew W.K., Andrew Levy, Andrew Klaven…sometimes I feel I can't really be a member of the VRWC unless I change my name to Andrew. <heavy sigh>
Jesus spent his life helping the sick and the poor. Obama's proposed health care and fiscal policies do neither. End of discussion.
And he certainly wouldn't throw like a girl.
It's most embarrassing for other medal recipients who actually did something to deserve recognition.
Next year's top bet: Jessica Simpson.
Use google and wikipedia to see just how long its been in the crapper. I think you'll be quite surprised.
Yeah, that joke about debt, that was winner!
They do have one thing in common, a tremendous leap of faith to believe them.
The NPP news had me standing up and screaming "JESUS CHRIST!" this morning.
(twitch)
I consider myself conservative, but c'mon…..we sound like Bush-haters when we do that.
I just think he needs a limp-wristed guy following him around whispering "Remember though art mortal" ala History of the World Part I.
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thou, you darn spell-checker, not "though." I gotta fix that spell-checker.
I have to confess (to Lucifer?) that this is one of those rare times I'm forced to type "you owe me a keyboard" on keys that are actually soaked with coffee. Well played!
Uhm, One is the Son of the Living God, the other is assuredly not, but you are right your comment is the definitive one.
Though Obama is pretty good at turning almost anything into whine.
He might be Jesus Christ. But he is not Yahushua Messiah, the Son of David, the Son of Man and the ONLY begotten Son of the Eternal Father.
Of course he's not Jesus. Jesus could build a cabinet.
No, Obama is not Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ was crucified. Maybe Obama follow suit. Now that might impress me.
I really thought last Friday they would be announcing that he'd single handedly saved the Olympics for Chicago, won the Nobel Piece of ____ Prize, and had been crowned Knig of the World, all in one weekend.
I wish they could have consolidated some of this – at roughly $1MM per trip across the pond it would have saved us some money. I keep hoping on one of these trips, he will just decide to stay there with they adore and worship this god in his own mind!
Obama sure THINKS he's Christ-like. He even got a Portuguese water-dog so that it could come along with him when he went for walks on the water.
I will say this. If it ever turns out that Obama IS the Antichrist, how many people do you believe will be lining up to audition as the false prophet? Soros, the entire DNC leadership, Pelosi, Reid, Emmanuel (hey–name alone's a plus there), maybe even Wright or Ayers…I could go on forever.
Careful, that's crossing the line into blasphemy there.
HA! Excellent point!
I have to say, this is bad for the Nobel Prize Committee. Their decision totally negates the shining reputation they built up by giving the Peace Prize to Yasser Arafat.
an Ego Scout?
perhaps some day they'll accidentally award it to a truly deserving individual…
and that person will turn it down in protest.
Although I agree with the "wacko" part, it's hardly conclusive that the Antichrist will be an Arab. That's one theory.
It's the "Peace Prize", not the "Piece Prize"…
You are funny!
Jesus was a Christian.
This is officially killer!! Best of Andrew Klavan's videos I've watched yet.
I wish he was Jesus Christ…he would have been dead 15 years ago and we'd ALL be a lot better off.
GOOGLE: "The Sworn Affidavit of Bishop Ron McRae" and read it. Note the section that mentions how MUSLIMS (which obama IS) can be members of Jeremiah Wright's "Christian" church without relinquishing their faith or beliefs. Then you'll have a good idea just WHO and WHAT the illegal Kenyan Muslim Marxist Racist Usurping squatter is in OUR White House!
I'm not trying to sound like a whacko, and I'm not saying Obama is the Anti-Christ. But when that particular Demon comes along, he might want to learn from this man. You have to admit, He's got a very interesting way of avoiding questions about who he really is, and what he stands for can shift faster than a sports car.
I've noticed that Obama has not proclaimed himself a messiah, but it sure seems like others are willing to do that for him. Any way you look at it, that type of worship is both creepy and scary! He is just a man, but remember other men that are treated like Gods, have usually done a pretty good job of creating Hell on Earth!
The Norwegian Parliament's committee would never have awarded a Peace Prize to Jesus.
ALL of them?
Even Gore's?
Can we help Obama win the Heisman Trophy? YES WE CAN!
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/blogs/b...
Kiss Me, Son of God!
http://mrmotosdiary.blogspot.com/2009/10/kiss-me-...
heh!…..
Good one!
Hearing those kids chant makes me shudder… uuuugh!
The really sad thing is, that is exactly what it is. Even the lefties are embarassed by it.
Pretty astute observation. The setup for an epic fail of all epic fails is now pretty much complete.
Obama is not Lucifer or the AntiChrist, he is merely a second rate, Chicago political hack who by virture of his race was able to bluff his way onto the national stage and captivate a lot of gullible people into believing that: INTENTIONS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN RESULTS. His resume: 150 days in Congress and a socialist Community organizer who is having trouble with responsibility at the top.
He needed his dad's help, though….
Problem with the table saw or something.
Barack HUSSEIN Obama (AKA Barry Suetoro) :
For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect." Matthew 24:24
"For many deceivers are entered into the world, who confess not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh. This is a deceiver and an antichrist." 2 John 1:7
Even him, whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders." II Thessalonians 2:9.
"And all the world marveled and followed the beast.” Revelation 13:3.
Back in the spring of this year I was preparing to teach class when I noticed that one of my students looked despondent. He was normally upbeat with energy and with vibrant intelligence. "Are feeling alright, Tafari?"
"Yes, teacher." But his eyes told me something else. He continued, "I was thinking of what we learned the other day about the great Africans who were struck down by the white people. What if something happens to Obama?"
I paused. It was a question that lingered in all our minds like an unwanted guest. We didn't want to think about it but it continues to be a possibility now as President Obama prepares his administration.
"Be strong, Tafari. We are a strong people and we will always be a strong people," I told him. But I wondered if it was enough.
Thousands of years ago a remarkable African man traveled from present-day Ethiopia to the Middle East. His name was Jesus and he carried with him a message of justice and peace. By this time, most African peoples were aware of the white man from the cold north. The great African cities in Egypt, Libya and Morocco had been ransacked and largely destroyed by these strange beings. And they continued to travel south into the heart of Africa leaving destruction behind them. A large area of northern Africa was being transformed from lush farmland into a desert. (It is known today as the Sahara Desert.) Jesus traveled north to where the white man came from with the hope he could stop their destructive ways.
But Jesus was killed. There were only a few whites who accepted Jesus and heard his message. And Jesus was killed simply because he was a black African man.
Now as Barack Obama prepares to cure America of its sickness and bring forth justice we wonder if it could happen again.
http://truthfirstnow.blogspot.com
This is SO much better than SNL!
When I first posted earlier, I was wasn't that serious. Your quotations are disturbing and should make people think! Bravo!
I'm sorry, but our President is closely matching the definition my Dad used to describe a Schyster!
While I don't believe that Obama is Christ or the anti-Christ, the blind adoration that millions of people have for him sends a chill down my spine. I've read so many pleas from former citizens of oppressed countries who BEG us not to allow our wonderful country to end up like theirs. They know something our Obama apologists can't or won't admit but, sadly, the warnings fall on deaf ears.
Instead of "He's a jolly good fellow" say 'Barack Hussein Obama, Barack Hussein Obama Barack Hussein Obama which nobody can defy!'
I'll bet the Germans asked the same question, in 1939.
Ever hear the Kinks song "Black Messiah" ???? one guy in the song fits you well! LOL ….
Pardon me, but wasn't Jesus Christ Jewish? I would suspect that if Christ was persecuted just because of the color of his skin, he wouldn't even have made a footnote in history. I don't know the color of Christ's skin, nor do I care what he looked like. What I care about was that He died for our sins.
I am offended that you are attempting to rewrite history to justify your obviously racist bias. What you are preaching to your youth is passing your racism to your children, like any other disease! The seeds of hate you are planting, may bear terrible fruit in the future. You are risking your soul, and the souls of your children! Christ preached peace!
Chisten II
This world, is not perfect, it never has been, nor will it ever be, as long as mankind is making the decisions. My ancestors are from Northern Europe. Guess what, Vikings had English Slaves! The English and French had serfs (another term for slaves), the Turks, Arabs, Chinese, Japanese, Africans, and Indians had slaves.
Our Country made a mistake 200 years ago. we allowed slavery through the door and that sin has dogged us every since.
But I and others like me, of all races, say ENOUGH! GET OVER IT! If you dare call me a racist, I'll rebuke you. If you see nothing but the color of my skin, I'll pity you! If you hold out your had in friendship, I'll welcome you. If some uneducated barbarian can't see past the color of your skin, I'll defend you. But I challange you to do the same for me!
True, Tom, it's not conclusive. There are compelling arguments about the AC coming from Arab countries, although there are some people who argue he will come from the Roman Empire. However, it is pretty widely accepted by people that study it that he won't be an American President. If you think about how it could be plausible, it will have to be someone that the Arabs will accept and the Jews will accept. The only way I see Arabs trusting anyone is if the AC is one of them who winks at them behind the Jews back and says, "Just agree to this pact so they'll go along with it. Then we got 'em!"
ANTI-CHRIST's LAWYER
MMM MMM MMM
Don't think it will work, but I think that was the idea.
Political Hack from the Cesspool of Chicago or Carter Redux…either of these work for me, and when mentioned around the left truly get them peeved.
Obama=Carter.
*MissQuinn*
Spongebob Squarepants.
George Bush is awesome. He all but hand delivered those 3 NPP's to Jimmah Carter, Algore, and now Obama. All 3 of them should be thanking GWB, and bowing down, and kissing his ring and shit.
They can melt them down and make some more "change" out of them. We're going to be needing all the "change" we can get.
George Bush all but hand delivered those 3 NPP's and those 3 jokers should be on their knees kissing his ring for it.
Those of you who have no interest in religion probably need read no further…
In the interest of "fair disclosure" I'm theologically an Amillenialist, so my opinions about the Antichrist are probably not compelling to most of you who are of a religious persuasion. I have "formally" studied the subject, though. I took a 400-level class in "Revelation" back in my Bible College days. I got an "A", although my pre-trib pre-millenialist Professor wrote in the margin of my term paper, "I don't believe you're really as cynical as you appear to be".
If he could see me now…
(contd)
Oh, I think several different pantheons' tricksters have pooled their resources into this.
(Is Loki still chained underneath Jörmungandr?)
Come on Andrew, don't hold back tell us what you Really think.
ummm, ummm, ummmm—Take that – Insane – oBaa-mah.
Jayzus Keerist! Bwahahahaha! I love Andrew Klavan.
Perfect. Perfection. And total awesomeness!
[...] Maybe Andrew Klavan was right. [...]
Anyway, according to my understanding of the End Times events chronology, America must first decline and decay to the point that we are nothing more than observers of the world stage (and probably weapons supplier to the Arab States) before the Big "A" antichrist can be revealed. Our historical role in the establishment and protection of the modern state of Israel has set the stage for a literal fullfillment of the events described in John's peculiar vision, but our work here is done.
So in a sense, Obama may be one of the "little a" antichrists who come before the Big Guy, as he seems hell-bent on reducing America to the status of Venezuela on the world stage, but without the oil reserves.
And why did I have to cut this post in two for being "a little too long", when there are posts three times this long that have been accepted intact?
Perfect video Andrew.Thank you for "getting it" and helping to inform others.You're a true patriot mate.
Lollipops,Sunshine,and Unicorns yay!I feel better now.
To some obama is jesus which is pretty terrifying actually.
Before its all said and done he will have a statues of himself allover the country.He will have his face carved in at Rushmore.We will have money with his picture on it.Now I'm fine with the money part,so long as it's on the penny only.This way when I look into my near empty pockets I can always be reminded of the gang member that robbed me.
I don't think so, I'm pretty sure Bob is a conservative, he believes in honest work for honest pay. That would drive the Norwegians nuts.
"…if we do disintegrate into chaos in my lifetime, where will I get toilet paper?"
"…And that no man might buy or sell, except he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name."
I can see where that could be a real problem.
"And whoever receives one such child in My name receives Me; but whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in Me to stumble, it would be better for him to have a heavy millstone hung around his neck, and to be drowned in the depth of the sea."
"Woe to the world because of its stumbling blocks! For it is inevitable that stumbling blocks come; but woe to that man through whom the stumbling block comes!" Matthew 18:5-7
The Word is crystal clear, don't mess with the children….hear that libs? There's a heavy millstone waiting for you if you don't.
I'm on board with you. Logically, either America disintegrates into a third-world type country with no power, or we get blown off the map. Either way, Israel is left at the end standing alone. This sets up a situation where God is their only hope for rescue.
My major worry right now is if we do disintegrate into chaos in my lifetime, where will I get toilet paper? Seriously, think about it. What one good in your life is more important than toilet paper? I could fill my garage with it and it wouldn't last very long, at least not seven years. (You can tell I'm not convinced on the whole pre-trib, mid-trib, post-trib thing.)
RE 13:8 And all that dwell upon the earth shall worship him, whose names are not written in the BOOK OF LIFE of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world.
DA 7:25 And he shall speak great words against the most High, and shall wear out the saints of the most High, and think to CHANGE times and laws: and they shall be given into his hand until a time and times and the dividing of time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXMAnlMmEPw luke 10:18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi-V_ilJu0w&fe... OBAMA MOCKS GOD
You are not one of them!Rejoice!
Actually, the crucified part is actually fairly easy (well, except for the dying part of it).
It's the rising on the third day that's the hard part. (I'm not making light of what He went through, the difference being He could have done something about it at any time, but chose not to out of love for His Father and us.)
Yes, the Resurrection part is the hard one. Crucifixion happened to several people, but none who could put a stop to it though, like Christ.
He went to Egypt (Africa) from Bethlehem. He was born of a Jewish virgin and the Holy Spirit. He is Jewish. Actually, color is of no moment.
So, what other baloney do you "teach" Tafari. I hope the kid can use Google for himself.
I had not thought of that. He was pretty serious about that whole misleading the children thing. He even told the Apostles to let them come to Him. About the only positive comparison He gave us, was when He called us children. (Mostly it was to call us sheep – which we are, though He did not mean it meanly, just telling us the facts of things..laugh)
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