‘U.N. Me’ Sneak Peek: Guns Don’t Kill People, Climate Change Does
by Ami HorowitzI’m putting the finishing touches on my feature film coming out later this year called “U.N. Me” (unmemovie.com), a satirical documentary on the profound failures of the United Nations. Here’s the second of three clips that very much represent the flavor of my upcoming film. Hope you enjoy … ”Guns Don’t Kill People, Climate Change Does.”
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You may know that there is a genocide taking place in Darfur (news to the U.N.). You may not know who is the real culprit responsible for the raping, killing and burning down of Darfurian villages.
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China sells The US lead laced toys that affect our brains, it makes us go after the Arabs and the Sun doesn't like it so it heats up. It's that darn weather. You know the heat, it makes people crazy. and the cycle continues. It is a negative feedback loop.
Mr. Happy seems to have some positve feedback there in his pocket.
Reductio ad absurdum no longer applies in a post-rational world. God help us.
Guns don’t kill people – Socialists kill people.
"U.N. me" —Love it—sign me up.
They could easily be swapped with our politicians and no one could tell the difference. Also, good work Ami.
All of my white guilt is piling up and I don't know how to make penance!!! God if it wasn't for white people everyone would be living in castles made of gold and eating feasts every day. Our bad for real.
Dont't forget how we killed off all the dragons and unicorns too.
I think the Two-nicorn still survives in Africa somewhere.
"Two-nicorn"
If you say that out loud it sounds like "tunacorn" lol
HA!
Yeah in my bachelor days, i made a lot of tunacorn casserole.
[...] ‘U.N. Me’ Sneak Peek: Guns Don’t Kill People, Climate Change Does by Ami Horowitz [...]
It seems the Sudanese delegates took the same meteorology course Obama did. Obama is now supressing an EPA report that says that at least 68% of climate change is related to solar activity. Imagine that! I am applying for a multi-million dollar grant to study the phenomenon of how the earth's temperature only rises in the day time. If we could just figure out how to stay in the dark all the time, we could all be liberals and solve global warming.
*lol* that's what I was thinking…
Just this one clip should keep anyone from taking the U.N. seriously.
You mean Intro to Ecology? I think that's the same class Al Gore took back in the 70's when he was a Journalism Student at Hawvawd (that's Harvard without the R's for those that might be confused)?
I don't remember that one being on my degree plan when I was Metr student… :/
genius idea!
The Ethiopian famines during the '80s were blamed on climate too. Westerners enjoyed some concerts and sent a ton of money to help the poor devils.
While there were environmental factors that helped lead to the famines, they were primarily caused (and intensified and prolonged) by governments much like the one in Sudan. The concerts, programs and press in the West helped to distract the world from that fact.
But we HELPED! And it felt SO GOOD!
The Ethiopian and Eritrean governments of course confiscated the food and money we sent over and used it to prop up their war machines, the press turned a blind eye, the performers at the concerts got awards and good press and we all held hands, sang songs and felt good about ourselves. There were no loosers in this one (unless, of course, you were a starving Ethiopian).
Well, it's time to help again. Time for the West to get together, hold hands and DO something. Every time you screw in a CFL light bulb you save a big white bear and a little black child. We are the world folks, We are the children. We can do this, we can save those Darfurians just like we saved the Ethiopians.
Boy it sure feels good to help.
So, the massive genocide in Darfur resulted in enviroment degradation, AKA climate change, caused by the US….
So, following this logic, they can stop the genocide–I mean "conflict"– by distributing umbrellas and bottled water, and driving Priuses instead of military trucks, right?
The only ones who take the UN seriously are the ones profiting from it.
Steve, redemption is just an emptied bank account away! All you need to do is make a check out to your favorite guilt tripping organization, put a 1 on the amount line, and keep adding zeroes until you feel better. The guilt will melt away faster than the ice shelves of Antarctica.
Oh man, I cannot wait for this movie, which surely will revive the theater of the absurd.
That was sickeningly hilarious ("They didn't understand that it was the weather that was shooting people in Darfur").
Priceless.
And to think, the Sudanese delegates actually expect us to believe that we are the cause behind the weather that is the cause behind their murdering innocent people.
Oh wait, BO expects us to believe that too.
Think about it. 90% of all the member states of the UN are made up of countries whose governments are made of up people like this. Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton seriously think such a body is capable of solving international problems? I know how stupid they think we are, and the fact that they are running the country now makes me wonder, but are WE really the stupid ones?
So, if Iran were to nuke Israel, and kill all the Israelis and Palestinians, and Americans all stopped burning oil, except for Al Gore's Gulfstream, the people in Darfur would stop dying? Hmmmmm, I gotta think about that one.
Maybe THAT is Obama's big plan for saving the people of Darfur! He's allowing Iran to develop and deploy nuclear weapons, and they've promised to nuke Israel. Problem One solved. He's going to make petroleum too expensive for Americans to use, so Problem Two will be solved. He's a freakin' genius!
If that's the case then they must believe also that the U.S. and the modern world is responsible for the conditions that lead to the creation of deserts all those thousands/millions of years ago. I can understand how they might expect the under educated people in the Sudan to buy that dribble but they really should think twice before bringing that garbage to the table and insulting the rest of us.
Wow, I would've thought the people who live in the Sudan would've been the first to say "Look it's a religious conflict caused by an inability on the part of the muslims in the North to coexist with the Christians in the south."
Nope. Gotta blame someon else.
Does that mean you can tuna corn, but you can't tuna fish?
Who will sing "We are the world, we molest children.." now the the self proclaimed king of pop is dead? What do we do to help these lovely people and their global warming problem? Well, when I finish crying I will be off the the Apollo Theater for the memorial service. Later all. sob sob
Algore and Obama have already figured how to keep us in the dark by ignoring or not allowing pertinent information like this to be used.
Univ. health care will kill people by limiting the amount of money spent on us old people. The demo media will make us 'enemies of the people'. And of course, the demos have been killing babies quite a while.
No, no, the sun doesn't have anything to with the weather. It's my SUV. I leave it running at idle all summer long and then only run it on the way back on forth to work in the winter. My Pathfinder determines the seasons not the tilt of the axis of the Earth or that flaming ball of gas in the sky.
…and we are to believe Sara Palin is intellectually changed. Go figure.
All you have to do is blame the Jews and that guy starts whacking his wilie.. bet his "porno collection" consists of Nazi propaganda films.. and Schindlers List..
Dont forget to grind on a fat girl like Rev. Al did.. He was sooooo greifstricken…
climate change is stupid, might as well be a topic on http://www.mozzsticks.com give me a break
Its all a fraud just like obama is a fraud a usurper .Why don't you make a movie about the usurper and the truth of him not being a us citizen? Everyone in washington knows and all the media knows and its really simple to prove he is not a us citizen.No one will report on it because theydo not want to deal with a constitutional crisis.
Just think how famous the person would be who exposed the truth about obama the usurper in the whitehouse
this would drawrf watergate .it would kill liberalism and the democratic corrupt party
All those concerts were a waste of time.
I think Sam Kinison said it best:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1GjyrQiSRs#t=3m55...
Warning; contains foul language.
More proof that the UN is filled with feather-headed morons.
Oh no, you mustn't make pennance, Steve. That would just contribute to global warming with the extra carbon dioxide. Oh wait, I guess you could buy some carbon credits from Al Gore. But that would only offset your CO2, not put you on the plus side. The only real solution is to completely cease to emit CO2. Hey, it was nice knowing you pal!
The UN should move out of swanky NY, their plush apartments, gourmet foods, and luxurious lifestyles and reassemble in Palestine, Darfur,and other trouble spots, they need a new perspective about what's really happening in the rest of the world. Everyone is already aware of global warming, it's caused by the sun!
Guns don't kill people, but the UN's makes it easy for people to get killed.
The job of the U.N. is to find a gentlemen's agrement between the dead and his executioners, or, between the futur executioners and the futur witnesses of the slaughter.
'U.N. Me' Sneak Peek: Guns Don’t Kill People, Climate Change Does
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/ami-horowitz/2009/07...
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