Have Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore Already Broken the Celebrity Pledge of Servitude to President Obama?
by Andrew BreitbartIt’s been less than two weeks — ten days to be exact — but it seems that May-December Hollywood power couple Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore have already broken the spirit of their “Presidential Pledge” to Barack Obama.
Last week Big Hollywood drew attention to a 4:13 video directed by Demi Moore and starring Kutcher and fifty-six of their famous friends and intended to “illustrate how they will help make the nationwide change, inspired by President-elect Barack Obama, a reality.”
One of the central tenets of the pledge is to be more neighborly.
From the script — “I pledge”:
Ioan Gruffudd: “to meet my neighbors”…
Rex Lee: “Find out their names”…
Cameron Diaz: “I am gonna give ‘em a smile”…
Tatyana Ali: “And ask them how I can be of service to them”…
The smiling and community service-mindedness ended Thursday morning on the affluent side of Beverly Hills. According to TMZ, “Kutcher went absolutely insane when he was woken up by a neighbor who started construction on a house at 7:30 in the morning.”
Wearing his morning fedora, Kutcher chose to videotape and chronicle the inconvenience online.
Among Kutcher’s early morning Twitter offerings:
“this SOB owl feces cougar placenta jack bone dick!”
“Jack ass 7am building a goddamn fort next to my house f’in up my view and noise polluting the entire f’in neighborhood with pounding steal”
“holy moly I’m gonna lose it!”
“this ass clown has another thing coming!”
“I’m gonna kill my neighbor”
Video seen here.
Screenwriter Bruce Goldsmith, the neighbor, told TMZ he found Kutcher “silly” and “out of line.”
Moore, 46, not to be out-Twittered, tried to calm down her husband:
“The neighbor doing consruction (sic) with six guys pounding hammers against steel at 7 a.m. is no way to wake up! … baby keep it together there should only be another 5 months of this… calm and gentle baby you can pull out the paint gun later!”
According to the LA TIMES, Goldsmith “says that the house Kutcher lives in was built over a 10-year period and that all the neighbors had to suck it up and cope with their construction noise.”
Kutcher later responded to TMZ’s report on his Twitter account: “[C]an’t someone have a moment and even a sense of humor about being annoyed without skanky tmz twisting into something it’s not?”
Maybe Goldsmith is being “punk’d” and has yet to be informed that he is in the middle of one of the 30-year old Kutcher’s notorious Allen Funt-inspired hijinks. Or perhaps, TMZ is being played by the neighbor and Kutcher in an inside joke thus far lost on the general population. Or plausibly, a recent president now clearing brush at his Crawford, Texas ranch is the one to blame.
Whatever the reasoning, one thing is for sure. I’m still keeping my pledge.
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I knew he was so dumb he couldn’t even follow directions …
Have the PETA’s responded to his insenitive “cougar placenta” epithet?
I do hope it takes longer than 5 months, they should start at 6am just to Piss him off even more. hey he said Im gonna kill my neighbor, shouldnt the neighbor call the cops cause he did THREATEN the neighbor!
CELEBS are all Hypocrites PERIOD!!!! Nothing that they do and say means anything to them ro to me. Whenthey say they donate and help they really mean, There beter be a dressing room for me with lots of candy and Avion water I better GET FREAKIN PAID if I am going to be involved in some foundation blah blah. SCREW THEM ALL!Who does Ashton think he is better than his neighbor! Baby get the paint gun later, hey sint she making a threat too? I read a long time ago, I could be wrong, that someone died of a paint gun game thing or got seriously hurt or something. Ive never played a paint gun game so I wouldnt know how much that crap hurts. STUPID CELEBS that neighbor should make a report cause Ashton did say with anger Im gonna kill my neighbor!
Andrew,
This is what I would call a great “teaching moment” — for the children.
It’s a perfect demonstration of the double-edged sword that is fame.
While with fame you get to move right to the front of the popular political bandwagon and proclaim your superiority and sanctity in ways that reach a vast audience…through those same media outlets, that vast audience is also privy to the unscripted, disorganized, and irresponsible reality that is your personal life.
Plus, I thought he and Jackie made a much better couple.
p.s. As a bald man, I still hold to my claim that your hair is EPIC
Typical – Do as I say, not as I do. Maybe the neighbor can buy construction credits to offset the noise.
When I watched that pledge video for the first time not only did I get that they were pledging to do specific things, but it seemed also as though these Hollywood players were trying to reach out to the little guy, encouraging everyone to partake, no? So Ashton not only broke his pledge, but he put himself in the same stance as every other Liberal, that of putting plenty of space between themselves and the little guy they supposedly are trying to help out. I personally don’t know anyone, especially those who have children, that isn’t awake before 7:00 a.m. unless they work a night shift and they are coming home from their work. Poor Ashton has to be subjected to the real world at such an early hour? Boo fucking hoo.
And, like viewing a bad car accident, I just HAD to look, didn’t I? I broke my pledge to never again willingly watch Ashton Kutcher in anything. (Scrubbing my third eye with Clorox isn’t helping one bit.) Darn! Do you suppose it still counts as a real pledge and will it help the world’s karma if I start over?
Yeah, I’m going to start over like it was just a bad dream I had before I woke up at 5:30 this morning (like I always do).
“blah, blah cougar placenta blah, blah…”
And, why did he have to drag Demi and her rusty old womb into this?
Er, uh, Ashton? It is spelled S-T-E-E-L. Call Rosie O’Moron about it. She’s an expert on it properties.
Ha ha ha! Pnk’d!
dooooofus
That’s not the Aston Kutcher I knew.
I’ve got to try the morning Fedora deal.
And on the eighth day, after God had rested, He created irony. What fun it is!
Poor Dum-mee was up all night rubbing whisky on her sonny-boys teethin’ gums. He likes it ’cause it helps him forget what he’s gotten himself into. He knows that BWillis would, could, should beat his booty down at the drop of a razor. Of course I blame George W. Bush. If he tightened up the border, Ash would be slaughtering hogs back in Iowa like a good boy.
If Ashton is only 30, how come his twin brother is 35? Hmmm!
Yes spoiled celeb jackass regular people have to go to work in the morning. In the real world construction work starts early.
C’mon people..give Ashton a break..he’s an excellent and talented actor…just watch the “I pledge” video.
I pledge to scream obscenities at my neighbor for waking me up at 7am.
I pledge to prevent construction workers from making a living.
I pledge to look like a silly little boy throwing a tantrum.
I enjoyed this video much better than the other tripe video he and Demi made.
Quick thoughts on Ashton:
Seems like he wants it both ways. That is, he wants to be taken seriously, but he doesn’t want to bear the criticism that accompanies taking a stand as a serious person.
In one instance we listen as he adjures us to be neighborly. Fair enough. We could all stand to be more neighborly.
In the next instance, though, after being questioned about his own hijinks, he retreats back to don’t-take-me-seriously mode: “[C]an’t someone have a moment and even a sense of humor … ” etc.
Which shall it be? I have no problem with either.
I don’t find much fault in what Ashton has done here – not that big of a deal in the grand scheme of things. But please, I reserve the right not to be impressed by the example of a guy who harangues his own neighbors.
I see them more as a May-September Hollywood power couple. Demi’s still smokin’ hot — for an aging cougar placenta.
Wait! Did you say “starring Kutcher and fifty-six of their famous friends”?
Damn! That’s the 57 states Baroque was talking about on the campaign!
Kutcher would be the state of… jerk?
He’s sleeping with Demi Moore and living in a mansion. And he wants to complain about something that could be fixed with $60 noise canceling headphones?
Sheesh. Talk about an entitlement mentality…
LOL – twit can’t even spell, good grief. Who cares what Ashton’s got his panties in a twist about?
His double digit IQ keeps dropping towards single digits. Maybe he’ll catch up with Sean Penn and Cameron Diaz.
“entire f’in neighborhood with pounding steal”
Pounding steal? Is he a product of LAUSD?
Thank God Demi’s womb is closed for business so there won’t be future generations of Kutchers inhabiting the planet!
Don’t they have a second, third, or fourth home somewhere scenic they could flee to while this horrible terrible no-good won’t-someone-think-of-the-PLANET construction project is going on?
Pounding steal? Is he a product of LAUSD?
U of Iowa. I need say no more.
He’s sleeping with Demi Moore and living in a mansion. And he wants to complain about something that could be fixed with $60 noise canceling headphones?
Sheesh. Talk about an entitlement mentality…
LOL………
Ernie Mannix:
I’ve got to try the morning Fedora deal.
… which will be posh with your handsome designer glasses. ;o)
Demi, just how stupid is that kid Ashton you are supporting?
Kutcher’s right. Beverly Hills is turning into Hooterville. If all the Kutchers and Moores move out, who’s going to pay the bulk of the L.A. prop taxes?
Ashton needs to remember that those guys produced more quality work that day before 7:00 A.M. than he has in the last ten years!
I hope they put George Bush in prison for war crimes though, I can’t believe we’ve been putting up with a terrorist running our own country for so long. I’m glad we now have a sane president who is articulate and is actually caring about real moral standards that us REAL Christians have, like caring about our fellow humans. For too long we’ve tried to segregate ourselves and have fooled ourselves into thinking that we are always right and no one else could be right because we were in the “privileged” club.
Jesus wouldn’t condone of any of this, he would want us to get along and stop fighting like little children. We now have the mental capacity to see past our differences and embrace each other as humans. All it takes is the willingness to break past traditions and use creative thinking to forge a new path of global unity. This is not done with guns or killing of any of God’s creatures.
ok, they’re hypocrites. So what? Who cares? I have never taken Ashton Kutcher or Demi Moore seriously. Why are you?
sam baby,
thanks for channeling Jesus and letting us know what you think He thinks.
for the record, He told us simpletons that he came not to unite, but to divide. divide the righteous from the unrighteous. He happens to think on a plane a bit above how me and you think. try not to put your 2009 sensibilities onto the eternal truths as discerned by the real “One”.
Sorry Andrew,
Kutcher et al. (useful-idiot libtards) can simply claim rhetorical cover here:
“American people don’t care about statements that people make that may not be totally accurate.” — Sen. Harry Reid, 6/9/05
I’m a big liberal and even I think Ashton is a big douchebag. Most liberals I know do.
Some questions will never be answered. What is the meaning of life, what was the true origin of the universe and why are Ashton Kutcher and Paris Hilton famous.
Ashton’s neighbor or the construction worker should put up a sign with the words from his pledge and put it out facing the street for anyone driving by to look at.
(And what does Jesus think of 7 a.m. home construction, and how is it George W. Bush’s fault? Discuss among yourselves…)
What happened to ‘We Are United’… Oh, and if Kutcher gets this upset over a little construction in the mornings, wonder what kind of hissy fit he throws when demi tells him to eat all his veggies.
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Does Ashton have different fedora for different parts of the day? If so, how long did it take him to pick them out, coordinate them with the colors of his outfits?
what a life this guy leads!
MICHAEL KELSO LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!
Sock Puppet Sam,
That was funny stuff.Not blowhole funny, but pretty good.
You’re right, Frankie. Stupidity IS funny. Bruce Willis must be laughing his butt off.
Pride of Iowa, I tell you (rolls eyes).
Used to be I could just shrug it off that he was from the crazy eastern side of the state, but now I live there instead of the more sensible western side. Guess I can still chalk it up to Iowa City/Cedar Rapids at the very least, and the fact that I’m not really an eastern Iowan at heart.
FEDORA is one of my favorite operas!
He’s thirty and she’s forty-six. They seem to possess mutually complimentary pathologies at this stage of life, but we’ll see what the real score is when he’s forty-six and she’s sixty-two.
Demi was impossibly cute when she first appeared on GH though, and that hoarse voice of hers is to die for.
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now,I’m talking to all the guys out there.is it just me,or do some of you also want to grab a camera go to bev hills and take pictures of people like ashton kutcher.hoping with all hope that he would have the balls to come up to you and say something.just so you can ram your fist down his stupd throat.I can name a lot of actors(men)i would like to do that to…. hypothetically speaking of course ; )
These celebrities are such a bunch of dilitantes and freaks, including this bizarro May-December couple. If it weren’t Andrew writing this stuff, I wouldn’t even bother reading it. He helps me keep my sense of humor about the shame that is Hollywood…but I don’t know how he can stand to live there! I grew up in San Fransicko, and that’s bad enough. Anyway…Kutcher is just another infantile HOllywood brat who hasn’t figured out real men don’t act like foul-mouthed, teenaged gangstas no matter what their neighbors might be doing. I’m embarassed to be sharing air with these people.
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In the State of Georgia, saying “I’m going to kill my neighbor!” is considered a “Terroristic Threat”, which is a crime punishable by law. In California I’m sure it all depends on who says it, with Kutcher and his Mommy being exempted.
Patience is indeed a virtue – especially when you’re famous and any wrongdoing is magnified by the media.
One thing to be a major J-O, quite another to Twitter it to the world. Maybe Ashton can replace Clymer as this decade’s replacement for major J-O. “Golly that guy who jumped the line, what an an Asshhton!”
I blame Booooooooooosh!
Can’t they go and live in another house while the construction is going on?
There is a special kind of torture afflicted on me when I think about these people actually influencing others.
What a surprise. And this is the golden couple that is going to end “21st Century slavery”.
Kutscher’s particular brand of hypocrisy is endemic to the crowd he hangs out with. BTW, folks, the official, legal starting time for construction projects in the City of Los Angeles is 7:00 a.m. Kutscher’s neighbor was well within the law. Poor Ashton doesn’t have a legal leg to stand on.
Unfortunately for Kutscher, he made several threats against his neighbor publicly; if anyone needs to be concerned about legal action, it’s Ashton.
What?! 7:30?! I can’t believe Ashton had to put up with that! 7:30 AM is NOT a reasonable hour. How is he supposed to maintain his boyish good looks without at least 10 hours of sleep? For this offense his neighbor should be sent to Gitmo. Period. There is no excuse for this. What’s that now? Gitmo’s closing? I new they were getting those poor abused freedom fighters out of G.W.’s concentration camp but I thought we could use it still for noise polluter, eco-terrorist, greenhouse gas emitting, capitalist sonofabitches like this?! I know that was in one of Obama’s sermons. The damn Republicans in Congress must have had something to do with it… Viva la Marx comrades!
Ashton Kutcher, Tom Arnold, me: three reasons the University of Iowa is known as “The Cradle of Untalented Lucky Retards.”
The principle difference between Kutcher and Arnold is cheekbones. Thus Kutcher gets Demi Moore and the A-List, while Arnold cashes Roseanne’s alimony checks at Encino Savings and Loan.
Been trying to do this for years now. It;s called, HOSPITALITY and you can read more about it in the book of Titus found in the bible. yes, the BIBLE.Thing is, why does it take a new president before ppl do what they should have been doing all along? Just make sure ppl are getting to know you for the right reasons and not to make lists for any future roundups that might be coming our way!
Holy crap!! The Kelso character wasn’t an act!! Who knew?
I pledge to buy an SUV because driving them uses less resources than making hybrid vehicles.
I pledge to enjoy the extra water and electricity left over from those who don’t flush and have stinky houses.
I pledge to keep my gun clean and shiny and at the ready.
I pledge to not drink the red stuff, to be a free thinker and not to join the Twinkie Army.
I think someone here or on another site predicted this would happen. It is amazing that these people have such short term memories regarding reality, yet they can remember some of their best(?) one liners from their movies. But, when that is all you are worth, it pretty much explains it.
I pledge to find out who all these actors are in the previous trash film.
I pledge to send this new Black List to all my friends and neighbors.
I pledge to encourage them to call on the advertisers and cable companies who show their films.
I pledge to continue this tirade to deflate these people and show them the power of the regular every day tax paying American.
I pledge to then let them choose whether they should put my groceries in paper or plastic.
I pledge to laugh at them, LOULDY, when they struggle to properly bag my produce away from my gin.
I pledge not to tip them when they place the bags in my car.
I think someone should bring back Celebrity Death Match…and actually use the real people!
With all of the really good doctors in Hollywood, and with all their money and fame, looks like you really CAN’T fix stupid.
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Hey Kelso, that’s BO’s new stimulus package at work , BACK OFF!!
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Ashton should bury his head between those two “pillows” and man-up. Demi’s the best noise cancelation headphones a guy could ever have.
Ashton who? Dummy who?
Wow that’s mature.
If he was woken up at 7:30, and is this updset. What time was he planning on waking up?
I was at work long before his “troubles” started.
Gee Ashton wait a min your name is Ashton? what a freakin joke
How many times did this ass clown get beat up in HS?
Look at me! Look at me! Laughable Nice move Bruce
I pledge to urinate in every beverage that the celebutards order when they visit my restaraunt. See you tomorrow Ashton baby!
Screenwriter Bruce Goldsmith doesn’t seem to have any credits so he’s probably a Republican, explaining everything.
I would suggest Mr. Moore go here and read a commencement address given by David Foster Wallace. It may enlighten the douchebag.
http://www.marginalia.org/dfw_kenyon_commencement.html
‘Who is John Galt’
i jus’can’t unnerstanit…hez an ohio boy…jes’ lak me…new movie title primadonna man()boy)uva65
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Karma… Funny how it works sometimes, eh, Ashton?
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My grandparents live in Arkansas and since the ice storm early last week they, along with tens of thousands of others have been without power. Where is Obama and his FEMA? Do they not care because so many of those suffering are white (remember racism was the false charge against Bush after Kitrina). The people down there are without electricity and heat and it is cold. The stores are closed so they cannot get food and other supplies. FEMA didn’t even start showing up until Friday. And now they are saying it could be mid-February before they have electricity again.
I think Obama and his administration are inept.
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Sue Reed, “I just love that term!”
I believe it was misspelled. It should be Celebuturds.
Trashton is typical of the guttersnipe element that supports President Hoodwinked the Masses.
Some one should tell Kutcher that the public never likes it when you “Do the full retard”.
Sheesh.
This clown is nothing but a young idiot who married a gal that couldn’t do the pool boy or maybe the pool boy wouldn’t do her. She just spent enough to support the Marine Corps for a year to try and make her look like ashton’s wife instead of his mother. She will be on social security and he will still be in the bathroom reading playboy magazines.
Yeah, most of us have been woken in the early hours by someone mowing the lawn or fixing their car, but it will NEVER come off good when a celeb bitches about it.
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Come on guy’s. You all are jerks.We didn’t mean it.Are we still cool?Take a break and come see our movies.
Hey BARB…After reading your posts, I’m pretty confident your an idiot.
Hollywood celebs are nothing more than a bunch of hypocritical self seekers. Every time they use their celebrity to promote a cause, the cause is secondary to the promotion of self interest. For some reason, the public is so desperate for entertainment, they continue to throw money at them. The celeb will then cast a small portion of their vast accumulation of wealth at some special interest, demand you do the same, then demand more worship. God forbid, you inconvenience them by making noise at legal hours, standing in from of them in a line, or by making a general nuisance of yourself by being alive.
Poor little libtard. Too bad he was awakened at 7:30 a.m. by someone working…I’ve usually been at work at least an hour or more by that time because I LIVE IN THE REAL WORLD, not one where all I have to do is look pretty and memorize someone else’s thoughts…..
I don’t beleive anything I hear and only have of what I see! I see two people supporting the Prez… This is a good thing and all opposed to this new era of helping the manipulated and and less fortunate, hmmmm.. what the f—-! If any one can get my meesagege out to ashton and demi call me so I can get grants from the to hold americas hugest pot luck and give away days. whole cities, towns, communities across america celebrateing on a designated week-end paying it forward with home cooked food and giveing away surpluss of any sort be it toy’s clothes, cars homes, land, tools, support and a smile etc… this event was inspired by our creator and he is directing me in ashtons and demis direction. I am a very unique individual, I am 215 compassionate act horticultureist and would like to grow for serious celebreties thaty are very discreet! indoor/outdoor medical marijuana. I live in paradise ca. and the time is now for me to mingle with celebrities and people of power to help move along my message of shareing and careing/ email me @roblake09@yahoo.com. call me a fool but here is my home phone my 16 yr old son and I are very loveing and honest. I used to be a jerk but have found my way. check me out and have an enjoyable experience. love rob 530-321-3749
Take them seriously? No, we don't, but Hollywood takes THEMSELVES very seriously and expects us to take them seriously. Proof? Hense the point of the story…they broke their own promise. Get it? seriously?
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