The C-Word
by Andrew Breitbart(Almost) 40-year old Caucasian male seeks hot, violent and steamy longterm non-sexual relationship (not even muscle relaxing massages) with any race, creed, gender, sexual orientation in the arts or entertainment industry who deviates from the political norm. Looking for stimulating rendezvous and, perhaps, overthrow of the current 40-year politically-correct Hollywood order. Prefers comedy, drama, Krauthammer and Steyn. Secretly listens to 640AM from 9am-noon. Pilates, Prius and Whole Foods fine — as long as tongue-planted-firmly-in-cheek. (Janeane Garofolo, Margaret Cho and Kathy Griffin need not inquire — though wish them the best in their hyper-judgmental, pathetic and joyless lives.) Education: Flunked Frankfurt School. Viva La Revolución! Contact here.
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Hey, that’s me! Female UCLA grad student in Theater, Film, and Television – Hard core Reagan/Bush/Coulter/Palin conservative, church-going Republican!
Also, my favorite movie is The Descent. That’s pretty hot and violent, right?
I would like a personals section on this website. I would like somebody who imagines Obama as big of a phony as I do and who finds Leftism to be rigid, narrow, shallow and hypocritical. Two of those, I could list a lot more, and there is some stairway that that person and I could connect on.
LOL! Outstanding!
Excellent blog, Andrew! I heard you on the radio a while back, subbing for Savage, discussing the results of this presidential election, pop culture and why Obama won. It was the most insightful commentary I have heard yet on the subject. The hype continues and we still don’t know much about him. We’ll soon find out, won’t we?
Mid-40 church-going conservative familyman media insider buried deep within East Coast Hollywood Establishment. Have not come out of closet. Too interesting to stop unfiltered bias. Sprayed daily with anti-Bush/Palin/Coulter/Meateating/conservative/InsertFaithHere/climate-change spritz.
Watch endless parade of celebs hawking movies ala late night infomercial sales mongers, only hosted on “panels” instead of cable, with sheen of teflon applied by media machines so as to exude “culture”.
Seen them all: W. Allen, C. Eastwood, G. Keilor, R. Howard, J. Demme, Slum Dog Guys, J. Maslin, C. Rose, S. King, M. Scorsese, R. Deniro, G. Close, A. Lee, Parker/Stone, etc. All humping their butts 24/7 to give us their vision of the world with full cover from their bedmates in the old media fortresses, laying down heavy bombardment up front, landing in amphibious craft – dashing up shore through flashing lights – taking their orders – hitting their marks. Rinse and repeat. Ad Nausem.
The behind-the-scenes media machinery has it’s own internal Madoffs, all movin and shakin from The View to Big Radio to Maurie Povich to MTV to Weinstiens to Nickelodeon, there are no boundaries. All media everywhere overlaps; executives/agents/Publicists/cocktail parties/Charities/Special Screenings. Look both ways and you see endless Lizzy Grubman’s extruding into the eternities, or at least until they hit New Jersey. Same difference.
Breitbart is only clarity I get. Go Andrew.
LOVE LOVE LOVE
Ooops – hit the return key too soon!
LOVE LOVE LOVE this site! Thanks Andrew!
Classic, Andrew, classic!
Dear Andrew:
You used the phrase “tongue-planted-firmly-in-cheek” on the very same line as Janeane Garofolo, Margaret Cho and Kathy Griffin…I’m am now physically ill with that image firmly planted in my brain.
My vengeance will be swift…
Kind Regards,
Sithmonkey
At least YOU aren’t “hyperjudgmental” or anything.
I do believe I fit the description. Viva La Revolución!
Awesome. HA! The line about Garofalo and Griffen (EWWW) is highlarious!
Andrew, speaking as a right wing artist, you really need to get a “cause” going for yourself. For example, buy guns. They’re cheap, fun and easy to learn. As a heavily armed media denizen, there’s almost nothing you can’t do, once everyone is afraid of you! (Just ask Chuck Norris)
Plus, you might be the ONE to actually plug Kathy Griffin!
Bang! First visit, now hooked. Thanks Andrew. Thanks Laura Ingram for the heads up.
After reading this post, I feel a thrill going up my leg.
All of these years I thought I was alone! I weep with joy that I was not.
I’m guessing Barbra and James won’t be inviting Andrew for dinner any time soon. Nor Susan and Tim.
Ha, that’s awesome.
That’s it….I’m coming out.
Thanks Mr. Breitbart
It’s official. I’m out.
Steven’s my middle name
It as all yes until the lack of massages.
40????? You sounded lots younger on the radio (which btw I enjoyed, when you subbed for Dennis).
Here’s a question for ya: What more can new media do to capture obamabots when they eventually fall off the bandwagon? How can we exploit (ouch, cynical term, but what would you call it?) their disillusionment (which we know is coming) so as to win them over to our side? How does mind-changing happen? Could we invent some YouTube items for Those Other People to make them snort the evil lefty snot out of their brains? I mean something humorous & true, not propaganda.
Or, would We rather maintain our exclusivity?
Conservative, happy, family orientated lady who tends to over simplify the obvious and will sicken you with love of country tirades looking for soapbox.
How does mind-changing happen?
We have an example laid out for us in the mythical Europe Liberals love.
As the more ‘progressive’ Europe slowly progresses over a cliff (the s**t will hit the fan sooner there), we’ll see a perfect example of what we don’t want. It’s our Liberal crystal ball.
Gees, you get your own website and start using it for your own ends ?
I thought everything was going to be public service for at least the next four years.
Check this guy out: http://www.machosauceproductions.com/
Watch his videos.
RedCorpuscle is quite interesting.
Laughing at: ” … laying down heavy bombardment up front, landing in amphibious craft – dashing up shore through flashing lights – taking their orders – hitting their marks.”
This is a wonderful destination for me each and every day. Keep up the great work Andrew!
Hey Mr B — at least your classified is respectful and not at all desperate.
Get this one I just gleaned at the Washington Examiner — or did I just examine it at the Washington Gleaner. Whatever…
It appears Joe Biden realizes Obama is going to ensure he spends the next four years doing as little as possible
HIRE JOE BIDEN,
VICE PRESIDENT OF
THE UNITED STATES
Available soon for children’s parties, weddings, retirement castles and Bar Mitzvahs.
Specialty talents include: balloon animals, pratt falls, and putting giant clown foot in mouth.
Reasonable rates. Now booking for Jan 21, 2009 thru Jan 19, 2013. Call 800-DC-CLOWN.
I don’t secretly listen to 640AM from 9am-noon. Im out of the closet, is that OK? Also, I flunked Communism 101. Not because I couldn’t understand it, but because I understand it fully.
in the arts or entertainment industry who deviates from the political norm . .
Perhaps you should have been a bit more specific. This is likely to attract numerous members of the Druid party.
NTERVIEWER: Governor, Palin, were you surprised when John McCain selected you as his running mate?
PALIN: Yes, very. I had never even met him in person before I agreed to be his VP candidate.
INTERVIEWER: What were your first words to him, when you finally met in person on the campaign trail?
PALIN: ‘Get your hands off of me.’
Right-winged, conservative, 30-something, married, female, professional pianist who is sick of feeling like a lunatic simply because she thinks this liberal, politically correct, one-sided, aristocratic, communist media regime is sucking the life out everything good in America.
Education = sensibly priced public university because I’m not giving my money to a north-east liberal factory – B.A., B.M., (M.A in progress)
You’re not the lunatic.
Date rape at the Reagan library not a guarantee.
haaaaaaaaa!!!! Andrew — even in brevity, YOU CRACK ME UP.
Jack Bauer:
Specialty talents include: balloon animals, pratt falls, and putting giant clown foot in mouth, and rhetorical flourishes.
You forgot one.
@Lftbhndagn
ROFLMAO
texacali — ha… thanks. Space is limited in a classified, but I sure the new VP has other amazing specialty talents he never mentioned.
Speed Eating — he looks like a 30 weiners a minuteman!
Any others welcome!
That pretty much sums me up, except I listen to Dennis until 10am. Then I switch to KFI. Do you also like Pina Coladas and talking walks in the rain? Are you not into yoga, are you into champagne?
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